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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:28 am

I wish he did

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Post by sardis » Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:30 am

hedge wrote:Speaking of racist cops, I got a ticket in Pinetops this morning for doing 41 in a 35. Black cop, about my age. Couldn't believe he wrote that ticket. It was 7:15 in the morning, no school buses out yet and anyway I was past the school and anyway (again) the speed limit was 35 and fixin to change to 55 so I was speeding up. I said "I can't believe you're writing a ticket for this" he said "well I did" and I said "Barney Fife would be proud of you." I can't remember what he said after that, but I said "This is bullshit" and he practically charged back to my car door and angrily said "You won't get out of the car and say that or I'll taze you!" and he put his hand on his taser. I said "you're going to taze me for exercising my first amendment right to free speech? I haven't threatened you, I was just stating my opinion about this ticket and you're threatening to taze me for that??" At that point he rushed back to his car and screeched off. OK, I started this post with "speaking of racist cops", I really don't think this was a case of racism, just some small town cop flexing his muscles. I'm wan't worried about the ticket, I'm sure I'll get that reduced to nothing, but it did piss me off that he threatened to taze me just for saying "this is bullshit"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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hedge wrote:Speaking of racist cops, I got a ticket in Pinetops this morning for doing 41 in a 35. Black cop, about my age. Couldn't believe he wrote that ticket. It was 7:15 in the morning, no school buses out yet and anyway I was past the school and anyway (again) the speed limit was 35 and fixin to change to 55 so I was speeding up. I said "I can't believe you're writing a ticket for this" he said "well I did" and I said "Barney Fife would be proud of you." I can't remember what he said after that, but I said "This is bullshit" and he practically charged back to my car door and angrily said "You won't get out of the car and say that or I'll taze you!" and he put his hand on his taser. I said "you're going to taze me for exercising my first amendment right to free speech? I haven't threatened you, I was just stating my opinion about this ticket and you're threatening to taze me for that??" At that point he rushed back to his car and screeched off. OK, I started this post with "speaking of racist cops", I really don't think this was a case of racism, just some small town cop flexing his muscles. I'm wan't worried about the ticket, I'm sure I'll get that reduced to nothing, but it did piss me off that he threatened to taze me just for saying "this is bullshit"...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:19 pm

I know we don't like to reveal real names around here but I have to share this video of DS and his wife. It's really moving.

[youtube]f8HDFAu6Z3A[/youtube]

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:16 pm

Dear Lord you scare me.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:47 pm

DS should.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:08 am

Well played
Cletus wrote:I know we don't like to reveal real names around here but I have to share this video of DS and his wife. It's really moving.

[youtube]f8HDFAu6Z3A[/youtube]
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:38 pm

So, I got this email today:

Hello,

We are Aris Basketball club. A professional basketball club based in Greece,We are division A1 in euro basketball league(EBL) looking for point guard, Small forward,Power forward and Center. Interested players should forward game highlight or film.We are interested to hear from any players who can add to the strength of our Men and Women. The Greek Basketball office will be pleased to assist players and parents with the complexities.Please get back to us We will contact you on receipt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:39 pm

I sort of expected it to have this at the end: ;):0;)

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:41 pm

maybe they got your name because you know kids that play basketball?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:42 pm

Or maybe TomAris knows that I am a basketball expert, hotshot

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:54 pm

you have a much better memory than me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 12, 2016 6:45 am

Billy Gillispie once kicked John Wall out of a practice over a ringing cell phone on Wall’s visit to Kentucky. Though incredibly hard to believe, we now have confirmation that it did indeed happen, according to Wall himself.

Wall was a guest on Tuesday night’s Hey Kentucky and Matt Jones asked him to confirm or deny the old rumor that says he was told to leave the facility when his cell phone rang during a UK practice. The former Wildcat simply said, “Yeah that’s true,” with a smile.

When asked what he thought when that happened, Wall told the show, “I would never play for this man.”
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:21 pm

I don't know if you guys know it or not but Brad Calipari is a walk-on this year at Kentucky.

Can you imagine Tubby telling a story like this about Saul?

Cal said Mychal Mulder drove on Brad and dunked on him four straight times. Brad said, “My hip hurts.” Cal said, “You better get it replaced!”

All I can remember is "Saul will be our starting point guard next year" and Darius Rice committed to Miami shortly thereafter
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:08 am

Those years were UK's road to Damascus...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:53 pm

I'm thankful that Saul doesn't have any kids.
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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:06 am

A year-long investigation into the University of Louisville men’s basketball program after a former Louisville escort alleged that she provided strippers and prostitutes for recruits and players has resulted in four alleged Level I violations -- the most serious the NCAA can levy -- including two against former administrative staffer Andre McGee and one against head coach Rick Pitino for failure to demonstrate that he monitored McGee, though the notice does not allege that Pitino had any knowledge of the violations.

In all, the document details 14 strip shows, 11 sex acts and two declined sex acts.


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All that and what UNC did is still many, many times worse - and they're going to skate.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:45 am

Roy has never been accused of any wrongdoing by the NCAA...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:51 am

STRIPPERS!

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