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Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:13 pm

Don't hold back, AA. Just come out and say how you feel.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:37 pm

Not that I care at all about your silly edicts where I supposedly can and can't post, I have a point of order: am I now not supposed to post on the Florida thread too? I thought I was just banned from the Bama thread.

Get thicker skin, cream puff.

dave_rickart · Post by **dave_rickart** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:06 pm

Was that Hatfields 1, McCoys 0?

Or is it McCoys 1, Hatfields 0?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:50 pm

"I wish you'd draw a warm bath and find something sharp."

I watched the end of The Godfather epic just now and caught the part where the former Corleone capo killed himself in jail by just that method. Also, kudos for "room temperature IQ"...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:18 pm

I was going to give AA a B for the "I wish you would _____" contribution to the hedgean meme. It probably actually deserves a C+, but he sure tries hard. I don't want to discourage him. Besides, his laxatives, which are normally prescribed for horses, clearly stopped working again.

And whatever you do, don't watch Godfather III. It is as bad as I and II are fantastic.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:49 am

Here is the thing, "prof" - I have asked you to keep my name outta your filthy mouth. I can't make you, but the more you do, the less kind I get. Up until now, i really haven't taken you to task or talked to you rudely. That, however, will change. I will make it my goal to hurt your feelings. No more "Mr. Nice Guy." Not just you, but your wife, kids, school, church, god, and anything else I can think of will become targets. Save us both the work and act like I do not exist. I shall do the same for you.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:17 am

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:21 am

"I was going to give AA a B for the "I wish you would _____" contribution to the hedgean meme."

Actually, when I do it, I am mostly kidding, even when I have a general disdain for the poster it's aimed at. I think AA really meant it in this case...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:30 am

I wish you were on a milk carton

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:20 am

I dunno... Sometimes I get the feeling AA doesn't like me....

AA, tell you what: I'll continue to post whatever and wherever I want around here. And in return, you're just going to have to deal with it. Then, you can post whatever you want about me, or my family, or my church. And I will continue to not care. You see, unlike you, I don't have a dainty thin skin and utter lack of control over my emotions.

Is it a deal?

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:21 am

I blame AA holding back his red faced, poplectic rage all this time for this forums low participation.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:33 am

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The Gray Ghost · Post by **The Gray Ghost** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:48 am

Geez somebody is off their meds. What happened to a succinct 'Ah the Apostate Preacher Returneth" and moving along.

A shame to have all this graffiti on the Gator board after the annual "Well we always have Kentucky one way or another" weekend.
Another tomato can next week, then on to Tenny where the Vols are very very overdue.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:16 am

If you think AA is hysterical now, wait until he starts trying to hurt my feelings.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:32 am

PT-

I asked you simply, nicely even, to leave me alone and you refuse? You plan to continue to harrass? You wish to push this nuclear?

Sincerely,

A concerned forum member

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:29 am

Byron, call me on my cell.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:03 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:PT-

I asked you simply, nicely even, to leave me alone and you refuse? You plan to continue to harrass? You wish to push this nuclear?

Sincerely,

A concerned forum member

Dear AA,

Since you asked me three questions, I hereby respond. I trust you will not construe my response to your questions as "harrassment."

After giving considerable your request to "act like you don't exist," I have decided to cooperate. AA, I will henceforth "keep your name outta my filthy mouth," as you put it. Our 2+ decade relationship has now come to an end. Take care.

Professor Tiger.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:38 pm

[quote="Donald A. Trump""]I do not "disappear" after losses, you cock-gobbling fuckhead. Your room temp IQ makes this forum worthless. I have asked you nicely not to post here, but you persist. You are the reason it's gone from a robust membership to cobwebs, the same with the rest of the football threads and puterbac's. You spew your filth as you purport to be a "man of the cloth" - your idiocy, lies, passive-aggression, and hypocrisy drive good people away. You make me nauseous.

I wish nothing but the worst for you. I wish you'd draw a warm bath and find something sharp.[/quote]

Listen up, Mr. Donald A. Trump:

First of all, Mr. Donald A. Trump, your combination of translucent thin-skin, bravado and flagrant cry-babyness reminds me of a guy who used to post around here, but I no longer communicate with him. Oddly, I forget his name. That combination also reminds me of a certain blow hard, cry-baby presidential candidate, who shall remain nameless.

Second, I will post wherever and whatever I please on these boards. You simply don't have the authority to tell me where I can and can't post. Furthermore, you simply don't have the authority to tell me I can never mention your username, Mr. Donald A. Trump, as if you were some kind of cyber Voldemoort.

Finally, Mr. Donald A. Trump,

[quote="Donald A. Trump""] No more "Mr. Nice Guy." Not just you, but your wife, kids, school, church, god, and anything else I can think of will become targets.[/quote]

That sounds like a threat. I don't respond well to threats. along those lines...

[quote="Donald A. Trump""]You plan to continue to harrass? You wish to push this nuclear?

Sincerely,

A concerned forum member[/quote]

Mr. Donald A. Trump, or "A concerned forum member" or whatever you want to call yourself: You just threatened me, my wife, and my children. I feel threatened. Unlike poking fun at Alabama football or posting small talk on threads where you forbid it, or mentioning your username in my posts, there are actual laws against threatening people and their families on the internet. Somebody could "go nuclear" by reporting those kinds of internet threats, now safely archived.

But, Mr. Donald A. Trump, I probably won't report your possibly illegal internet threats. That's because I, unlike Mr. Donald A. Trump, I don't sit on the toilet to pee.

Best wishes, Mr. Donald A. Trump,

Professor Tiger

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 10:00 pm

PS: to all the posters on these boards other than Mr. Donald A. Trump: If Mr. Donald A. Trump childishly decides to ban me from these boards for hurting those tender feelings he seems unable to control, fear not. There are plenty of free gmail email addresses and new usernames I can use to re-register. The first new username will be "Artist Formerly Known as Professor Tiger."

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:56 am

Perfect. My little puppet.

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