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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:56 pm

He clearly hasn't earned Tom Brady treatment yet
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:08 pm

If you go back and look at it, Von Miller hit Cam in the head on that sack in the Super Bowl that resulted in Jackson's fumble recovery for a TD...wasn't called then either...
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Post by aTm » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:10 pm

Has ding chavez answered the 3 questions?
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Post by hedge » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:46 pm

Black quarterback's lives matter...
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yours doesnt

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Post by eCat » Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:27 pm

good to see Kentucky is hanging in there with Florida.

Stoops doesn't know it yet, but he's unemployed in 4 months

on second thought, he probably does know it.

The we want Briles chant is starting up
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Post by eCat » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:31 pm

so the game is over now

this is what KSR has to say

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What a pathetic ass football game. Kentucky traveled down to Gainesville with hopes of getting back on the right track after last week’s debacle, then the football happened and Florida dusted the Cats for 60 minutes, as it has done each and every year for the last three decades.

Drew Barker was terrible. Stephen Johnson came in and he was terrible. The offensive line was terrible. The entire defense was terrible. The whole game was terrible. It was a complete embarrassment on national television as Kentucky was, once again, the laughingstock of college football. That’s a perfect 2-for-2 on the year for those of you keeping score at home.

CBS’s Gary Danielson was brutally honest during the broadcast, saying things like “Four years of hard work and this is what it looks like” and “How would you like to be a Kentucky fan right now? It’s got to be depressing.” Verne Lundquist wasted one of the last games of his career on the Cats.

As for some numbers, Florida won the game 45-7, but let’s call it what it really was: a shutout. Kentucky stole one in the final minutes against the Gators’ second string defense. Drew Barker finished the game with more interceptions than completions and the offense only managed to come up with 149 total yards, and 65 of those came on that final scoring drive. Florida, on the other hand, accumulated 564 yards on 83 possessions. Easy day at the office for them.

Moving forward, Mark Stoops’ seat is now engulfed in flames and he’ll be ripped to shreds in every football conversation from one end of the state to the other until something changes. There won’t be 30,000 people at the New Mexico State game next week. I jokingly tweeted that fans going to that game should split an Uber, but they seriously might be able to fit in an Uber XL. UK might as well open the doors for walk-in, general admission seating. Pray for a full lower bowl.

Man, it’s no fun to be so down on the program and I genuinely feel bad for the players because they’re busting their tails to do well, but, for whatever reason(s), it just ain’t happening. This football team somehow managed to get worse with more offensive talent than ever before. There’s no reason why that offense should go scoreless for five consecutive quarters against anyone. The defense, well it failed miserably in all aspects of the game. The “elite secondary” got torched and the front seven simply isn’t good enough to play SEC football right now. Teams will run and run and run and run all over them for the rest of the year. Hell, the Kentucky game is now considered a bye week for all opposing QBs on the schedule.

Now, let’s all go out and have a bourbon or do whatever you do to get back to your happy place. We’ll never get that preseason excitement from eight days ago back, but there are still 10 football games to be played and we love it too much to tune completely out. The team will work all week to correct the many things that need to be corrected before Game 3 back at home next Saturday, when the Cats should get that first win.

Until then, try to put this one (and the last one) behind you. Because that was a pathetic ass football game.

Thirty years. Thirty. Years.

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Post by 10ac » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:19 am

If UF had 83 possessions UK must have had at least 82.
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Post by hedge » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:58 pm

"The whole game was terrible. It was a complete embarrassment on national television"

It's not really an embarrassment if everyone expected you to get killed anyway...
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Post by hedge » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:00 pm

"Drew Barker finished the game with more interceptions than completions"

I have to admit, that's pretty bad...
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Post by eCat » Sun Sep 11, 2016 4:33 pm

Stoops has a $12m buyout.

If UK fans stop showing up and reach below 20K in attendance - the tipping point for Joker Phillips 3 years into his coaching, they may keep Stoops because of money but Barnhart may be let go after basketball season.

He's on the selection committee this year.
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Post by hedge » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:54 pm

Natural selection will eventually make UK fans extinct...
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:41 am

Dez Bryant pulling in the big 8 receiving yards total yesterday
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:41 am

some wild games this week

never knew a game could end on intentional grounding

too bad for OSU the officials didn't know that

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:14 pm

Ky is now ranked 123rd out of 128 teams in defense
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:26 pm

no idea when this picture was taken but that's a great sign for a playoff high school football team

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:41 pm

What about the gay players on the other team?
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:50 pm

goddamn millennials
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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 12, 2016 2:09 pm

Me and Stu and a few others got a big roll of that paper from the cheerleaders on the day of our big game with our crosstown rival our senior year, who we hadn't beaten in several years. Both teams were ranked in the top 10 at the time (I think they were #5 and we were #6). We were feeling pretty confident of victory so we made a banner that read "No keg party tonight". Luckily we got the chance to unfurl it in the stands well before the game ended...
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