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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Tue Aug 23, 2016 3:54 pm

You'd have better luck.
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:02 pm

10ac wrote:You'd have better luck.
I doubt it.

surely someone here has poked a blind woman.

also I bet deaf woman make some crazy ass sounds during sex.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:04 pm

"surely someone here has poked a blind woman."

Blind to my faults at the time, but that didn't last long...
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:06 pm

they probably sound like chewbacca
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:08 pm

thank god for google

I can't click on the link because I'm at work

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This Site Might Help You.

RE:
What do deaf girls sound like when having sex?
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also, the 3rd entry seems a bit out of place

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:18 pm

I suspect you'll be googling deaf porn before this night is out...
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:26 pm

hedge wrote:I suspect you'll be googling deaf porn before this night is out...

in about 30 minutes
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:33 pm

This sore night will trifle former knowings...
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:05 pm

I've never knocked off a blind nor deaf girl. To be honest, I don't know how many blind or deaf women I've come in contact with, socially.

On a semi-related point, there was this Muslim woman I used to work with that wore a hijab every day. She worked with me for about 2 years and then she showed up one Monday without her head covered. It was as if she was walking around with her titties out. I wanted to toss her a piece of the King perpetually after that point. It took about 6 months for her hair not to be sexualized. Cotdam that is a backwards custom.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:20 pm

Blind women can't see what you look like which would work for hedge or ds. They also are more sensitive to the touch. You can make them cum with a knee. Deaf women can still hear between their legs and make excellent noises. Women in hijabs blow up your penis.
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:56 pm

I found 4

the most common sound is a muh-muh-muuuuuuhhhhh noise
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:30 am

I also watched one where they said the woman was blind but I don't think she was - he didn't have to show her where the dick was or the end of the couch.

I would think falling on the floor would be a big concern during sex if I was blind

also being video taped while fucking an ugly dude should also be a concern to blind women
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:56 am

LMAO at the no introduction, no build-up "I found 4"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:01 am

3 of the 4 were probably of the MYF.
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Post by eCat » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:24 am

dueling was an olympic event in 1906

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:49 am

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:58 am

The above video is worth a look if for nothing other than the accents and the colorful phrasing.
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Post by crashcourse » Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:19 am

yep
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:44 am

That guy kinda reminded me of a Tim Conway skit on the Carol Burnette show...
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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