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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:10 am

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Post by BigRedMan » Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:20 am

We could use the extra cash, send her our way.
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:07 am

"I resisted the urge to go into the "because I'm the man and I said so!" approach and had to take a more nuanced approach to voice my objections"

I'm assuming more nuanced means you just left out the first 5 words...
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Post by Owlman » Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:10 pm

eCat wrote:during our morning walk this morning I think she realized that this was a bad idea

not the banging her sister part, but the baby part.
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Post by Saint » Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:36 pm

And for us.
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Post by eCat » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:41 am

I think all of us will benefit from learning that Dennis Rodman broke his penis 3 times

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:17 pm

Related..I never would have thought he would sire a hot daughter, but Trinity Rodman ain't doing too bad for herself.
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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:41 pm

you know you have too much rain when caskets are coming out of the ground

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:04 pm

That happened here after Floyd
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:42 pm

They aren't buried in the ground down there.
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:49 pm

I wish you could verify that for us
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:53 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:They aren't buried in the ground down there.
that would only validate the flooding is much worse wouldn't it?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:04 pm

Not really. It would have to be pretty bad to have them pop up from six feet under. Being inturned in a cript or above ground tomb is much easier to wash away in a flood like this. Same thing happened during Katrina. They can't bury underground because they are below sea level. Can't have basements either.
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Post by 10ac » Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:23 pm

I thought it was in Red Stick.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:11 am

I'd like to see you beaten with a stick until it turned red with your blood...
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:00 am

between Amazon and this, Walmart has some serious problems in their future

Last year police were called to the store and three other Tulsa Walmarts 2,000 times. By comparison, they were called to the city's single target store 44 times.

....but people dashing out the door with merchandise is the least troubling part of Walmart's crime problem. More than 200 violent crimes, including attempted kidnappings and multiple stabbings, shootings and murders have occurred at the nation's 4,500 Walmarts this year....


article on how Walmart is a center of crime in many communities

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-walmart-crime/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:08 am

I always wear my pajamas when I have to go there.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:20 am

one mayor had to declare Walmart a public nuisance so he could fine them every time they called the police. It made them get serious about hiring security and crack down on attracting crime.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:28 am

I only go to WalMark b/w 11 pm and 6 am...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:37 am

hedge wrote:I only go to WalMark b/w 11 pm and 6 am...
I'm lucky enough that I am surrounded by options within 2 miles of my house that lets me skip walmart altogether
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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