Uncle Bud
Moderators: eCat, hedge, Cletus
-
Jungle Rat
- The Pied Piper of Crazy
- Posts: 30230
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
- Location: Crows Parents Basement
Re: Uncle Bud
Everywhere
-
Owlman
- Senior
- Posts: 4222
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Rice
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: Louisiana
Re: Uncle Bud
Vessique the Vampire is looking for a bat to accompany him, so he recruits 3 bats and tells them "whoever comes back with the most blood on their face will be my companion."
?"
So the 3 bats go out, and when they return he asks the 1st bat, "so how did you do?" Bat 1, with a lot of blood on his face replies, "see that school over there? I sucked all the blood out of the kids."
"Very good" says the vampire. He then asked Bat 2 how did he do?
Bat 2, whose face was also covered in blood, replied, "see that church over there, I sucked out all the blood from all of its members."
"Excellent!" said the vampire.
He then turned to Bat 3, whose face was so covered with blood that it was dripping in blood dropping to the ground. Vessique the Vampire said, "Wow! You did good!!" What did you do?"
Bat 3 responded, "see that tower over there?"
The vampire said, "well no, I don't."
Bat 3 said, "neither did I."
?"
So the 3 bats go out, and when they return he asks the 1st bat, "so how did you do?" Bat 1, with a lot of blood on his face replies, "see that school over there? I sucked all the blood out of the kids."
"Very good" says the vampire. He then asked Bat 2 how did he do?
Bat 2, whose face was also covered in blood, replied, "see that church over there, I sucked out all the blood from all of its members."
"Excellent!" said the vampire.
He then turned to Bat 3, whose face was so covered with blood that it was dripping in blood dropping to the ground. Vessique the Vampire said, "Wow! You did good!!" What did you do?"
Bat 3 responded, "see that tower over there?"
The vampire said, "well no, I don't."
Bat 3 said, "neither did I."
My Dad is my hero still.
-
crashcourse
- Senior
- Posts: 3545
- Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:18 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kansas State
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Re: Uncle Bud
I wish you were Bat 3
-
Dave23
- Senior
- Posts: 1736
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:43 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Memphis
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Uncle Bud
A.
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
-
AlabamAlum
- Legend
- Posts: 10074
- Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: SixToe, Alabama
- Contact:
Re: Uncle Bud
Spacer (and other lawyers):
Did you see this?
http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfe ... tation.PDF
Tl/dr: Missouri Director of Public Defenders orders the governor to take a case
Did you see this?
http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfe ... tation.PDF
Tl/dr: Missouri Director of Public Defenders orders the governor to take a case
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
-
Owlman
- Senior
- Posts: 4222
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Rice
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: Louisiana
Re: Uncle Bud
That's hilariousAlabamAlum wrote:Spacer (and other lawyers):
Did you see this?
http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfe ... tation.PDF
Tl/dr: Missouri Director of Public Defenders orders the governor to take a case
My Dad is my hero still.
-
eCat
- Mr. Pissant
- Posts: 23369
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati
Re: Uncle Bud
beautiful
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
-
Bklyn
- All-American
- Posts: 8254
- Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The County of Kings
Re: Uncle Bud
Yep, totally beautiful.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
-
Owlman
- Senior
- Posts: 4222
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Rice
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: Louisiana
Re: Uncle Bud
Reports: 78-year-old man offered teen (and his father apparently) $5 for oral sex in Texas park bathroom
http://www.chron.com/news/local/crime/a ... 098426.php
http://www.chron.com/news/local/crime/a ... 098426.php
My Dad is my hero still.
-
Bklyn
- All-American
- Posts: 8254
- Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The County of Kings
Re: Uncle Bud
This only matters if he was wearing a woman's wig during the solicitation.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
-
Jungle Rat
- The Pied Piper of Crazy
- Posts: 30230
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
- Location: Crows Parents Basement
Re: Uncle Bud
Sitting on the beach as I post this.
Fuck ya'll
Fuck ya'll
-
crashcourse
- Senior
- Posts: 3545
- Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:18 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kansas State
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Re: Uncle Bud
need some sharknados at HH
-
Jungle Rat
- The Pied Piper of Crazy
- Posts: 30230
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
- Location: Crows Parents Basement
Re: Uncle Bud
We did have a waterspout a few nights ago.
-
Owlman
- Senior
- Posts: 4222
- Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Rice
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: Louisiana
Re: Uncle Bud
I guess it ain't 1950 any more. Not worth the potential prison time, but it must have been satisfying
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html
[youtube]h-_BmgALC5c[/youtube]
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html
[youtube]h-_BmgALC5c[/youtube]
My Dad is my hero still.
-
AlabamAlum
- Legend
- Posts: 10074
- Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: SixToe, Alabama
- Contact:
Re: Uncle Bud
Because he called her a name? Surely, he did something more serious to deserve that ass whooping.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
-
AlabamAlum
- Legend
- Posts: 10074
- Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: SixToe, Alabama
- Contact:
Re: Uncle Bud
A witness told KABC-TV that the man, who appeared to be intoxicated, yelled racial slurs at the woman and passengers on the train. That’s when the woman unleashed the kicks. Finally, the emergency stop was pulled and the train’s operator was notified about the assault, the witness told the news station.
Guess not.
Yeah. Way excessive. She needs some jail time.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
-
eCat
- Mr. Pissant
- Posts: 23369
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati
Re: Uncle Bud
he needs a bambulance!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.