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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:54 pm

Bklyn wrote:Who played Shane, right? Or is that in my head?

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:08 pm

Based on the Miss Teen USA finalists...yeah, kinda.

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Bklyn wrote:Oops. Everyone makes mistakes and "I made one." Everyone makes mistakes but the key to being a Pen poster is when you make a mistake, you learn from it. You then make a plan so that you don't make the mistake again and develop a policy that it won't happen again.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:59 pm

Bklyn wrote:Based on the Miss Teen USA finalists...yeah, kinda.

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Post by Owlman » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:09 pm

If they are real, I'd choose the one with the jewels
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2, 4, 5, 3, 1
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4 is first, she'd looks like she talks the least
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:48 pm

2, 1, 5, 4, 3

I hate blondes, tho, so I'm a bad ask on this.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:49 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:
Bklyn wrote:Oops. Everyone makes mistakes and "I made one." Everyone makes mistakes but the key to being a Pen poster is when you make a mistake, you learn from it. You then make a plan so that you don't make the mistake again and develop a policy that it won't happen again.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Boo
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Re: UCLA Bruins

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Jungle Rat wrote:
Bklyn wrote:Based on the Miss Teen USA finalists...yeah, kinda.

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5,3,4,2,1

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 01, 2016 8:47 pm

2, to me, is about perfect. I would like to see their nudes to make my final judgment.
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Post by Saint » Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:31 pm

1 is definitely last and 5 right in front of her. It's pretty much a coin flip for 2-4.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:05 am

5, 4, 2, 1, 3
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:09 am

3,3,3,3,3

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:14 am

This thread has gone from Shane to shame...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:47 am

By the time #4 is 41, she will be a moon-faced, no-chin, goon. She's holding it nicely at 18. I can see the future, though. #3 looks like a Fox News host that Ailes would think he has a good shot at nailing.

#1 isn't the most classically attractive, but she has this blond Lacey Chabert look to her (at least in the photo) that is interesting to me. If I'm going to look closely at a blond, I'd prefer for there to be something I find interesting in her face.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:12 am

no way

#4 is still gonna be tight at 47

1 and 5 are high maintenance
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:20 am

I'm telling you, eCat, I'm a master at this. She will be jowly with little demarcation between her face and neck after 2 kids and some middle America living. Now I need to look up what state she is from. If it's not California or Colorado...she will turn into a Hutt.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:20 am

I'd have to see her momma before I was convinced
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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