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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:21 am

"I think she was offered a teaching fellowship there"

I'd sign up for that class...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:03 am

I fuck her blindfolded
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:03 am

Hard. Ass too.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:28 pm

The Maui Brackets have been released!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:32 pm

Maui dumbass
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:21 pm

Are the Maui brackets out yet?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:44 pm

DooKSucks wrote:The Maui Brackets have been released!
Saw what you did there. Mayi brackets. Too funny.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:28 pm

UNC offers Coby White, the 2018 PG that I interviewed a few weeks ago.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:34 am

Saint wrote:UNC offers Coby White, the 2018 PG that I interviewed a few weeks ago.

I can't get excited about football or basketball right now.

I mostly want to wear shorts and sit over an air conditioner vent in my house.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:39 am

Saint wrote:UNC offers Coby White, the 2018 PG that I interviewed a few weeks ago.
Is this the guy that raised questions in here of whether you showed him the same courtesy as the others?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:51 am

Saint wrote:UNC offers Coby White, the 2018 PG that I interviewed a few weeks ago.
Understanding what a dismal failure you are and that The Wilson Times should fire you and the entire crew for your abysmal reporting of sports, what's your assessment of this kid?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:13 pm

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Saint wrote:UNC offers Coby White, the 2018 PG that I interviewed a few weeks ago.
Understanding what a dismal failure you are and that The Wilson Times should fire you and the entire crew for your abysmal reporting of sports, what's your assessment of this kid?
they don't know. they told him to show up at the high school gym at 3:00 and then they went to community center at 4:00
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:21 am

Roy just offered this kid a shollie. Talk about a pencil neck...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:03 am

Boris?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:04 pm

The local kid committed to UNC last night.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:05 pm

Now he's not returning my calls.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:09 pm

You should've let him buttfuck you after the interview...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:34 pm

Remember the story of when the MIF didn't want to take a walk when it was windy outside b/c she thought a tree might fall on her? I just told her about this local kid committing to UNC, I told her he was going to be a junior in high school next year, the first thing she said was "I hope he doesn't hurt himself"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:25 pm

Does she ever express the same sentiments towards you?
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