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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:45 pm

What the fuck was that?

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:28 pm


Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
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the beginning of Tyrion's verse was the best part, reminded me exactly of bushwyck bill
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Post by aTm » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:39 pm

Ah, the local music...
the beginning of Tyrion's verse was the best part, reminded me exactly of bushwyck bill
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:19 am

Yeah, I guess it essentially was a double entendre.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:40 pm

Speaking of NWA...

Fuck Da Police

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:22 am

so the Albert Brooks guy I was telling you about at work flooded his company paid apartment last night and the one below him because apparently he shit a block of velveeta cheese, the toilet overflowed and he didn't know to shut the toilet off.

I think he just ran around in circles acting like his head was on fire until the police came - which they did because the water - flowing thru the first and second floors and into the basement tripped the security system.

I'm guessing its at least $2K damage if not more.

I had to put him in a hotel last night.

suffice to say, his days are numbered at the company.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:28 am

His days are numbered....or he's the next CEO.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:33 am

I"m pretty sure he has Aspergers disease

actually I'm hoping he does because I've never met an adult who acted like this that was normal.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by TheBigMook » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:59 am

E got Temple Grandined
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Post by eCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:01 am

this guy ain't going to be talking to cows anytime soon
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:04 pm

eCat wrote:so the Albert Brooks guy I was telling you about at work flooded his company paid apartment last night and the one below him because apparently he shit a block of velveeta cheese, the toilet overflowed and he didn't know to shut the toilet off.
I thought I sensed a disturbance in the force last evening.
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Post by aTm » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:10 pm

Ummm, what kind of toilet runs and runs and runs until it ruins two apartments, regardless of whether you know how to shut it off?
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Post by Hizzy III » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:41 pm

You should photoshop a retarded monkey taking a crap on the roof, then we'd really have a true picture of everything.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:39 pm

how do you shut off a toilet?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:57 pm

T Dot O Dot wrote:how do you shut off a toilet?

you know it didn't occur to me until ATM post that two things had to have happened

1. he shit a turd so big it clogged the toilet and caused it to overflow

AND

2. he somehow broke the toilet to where it continued to attempt to fill the tank

you shut a toilet off at the valve under the tank where the water line connects to the wall.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:21 pm

eCat wrote:so the Albert Brooks guy I was telling you about at work flooded his company paid apartment last night and the one below him because apparently he shit a block of velveeta cheese, the toilet overflowed and he didn't know to shut the toilet off.

I think he just ran around in circles acting like his head was on fire until the police came - which they did because the water - flowing thru the first and second floors and into the basement tripped the security system.

I'm guessing its at least $2K damage if not more.

I had to put him in a hotel last night.

suffice to say, his days are numbered at the company.
I use to do that in jail. Never got an upgrade though.

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Post by AugustWest » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:33 am

you shut a toilet off at the valve under the tank where the water line connects to the wall.

I was thinking that maybe the valve wasnt exposed in the hotel bathroom. if it was and the guy is too stupid to figure out how to shut the water off then his days should be numbered.
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Post by eCat » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:38 am

no this was in an apartment that we rent for new hires during our training program
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:56 am

Just watched Limitless with that dude from the Hangover.

I liked it, I thought it was a semi plausible scenario which is always a plus.

I'm glad they didn't go the route where by using his full brain he could set people on fire and bend spoons with his mind.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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