Ostensibly Hoops
Moderators: eCat, hedge, Cletus
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
This was my favorite one:
"Fred VanVleet, 5'11" senior guard, Wichita State: "I hear he's been working out great, but I don't see him making the league. What does he do? He couldn't hold Cat Barber's jock, and Cat's probably going to be middle second round. He's so small, not a great athlete, struggled getting places in pick and roll. I think he goes undrafted.""
<Paul Lamm voice>Uh-uh, now, Cat Barber...</PLv>
"Fred VanVleet, 5'11" senior guard, Wichita State: "I hear he's been working out great, but I don't see him making the league. What does he do? He couldn't hold Cat Barber's jock, and Cat's probably going to be middle second round. He's so small, not a great athlete, struggled getting places in pick and roll. I think he goes undrafted.""
<Paul Lamm voice>Uh-uh, now, Cat Barber...</PLv>
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
- eCat
- Mr. Pissant
- Posts: 23261
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
the only UK kid I think it going to make an impact is Murray. I'm not even sure Poythress enjoys playing competitive basketball. Skal is a 7 footer who wants to shoot jump shots from 15 foot.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- Jungle Rat
- The Pied Piper of Crazy
- Posts: 30189
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
- Location: Crows Parents Basement
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
There was a draft?
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I wish you were standing in the back draft of a house fire...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
- Saint
- All-American
- Posts: 5051
- Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:53 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I like how you used "15 foot" instead of "feet" there to remain true to your hillbilly upbringing. eCat keepin it real!eCat wrote:the only UK kid I think it going to make an impact is Murray. I'm not even sure Poythress enjoys playing competitive basketball. Skal is a 7 footer who wants to shoot jump shots from 15 foot.
- eCat
- Mr. Pissant
- Posts: 23261
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I didn't even notice that
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I think we're all indebted to Gabby eCat, for clearly stating what needed to be saaid. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
- eCat
- Mr. Pissant
- Posts: 23261
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
- Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
my mom is visiting me this week and my wife complains that whenever I get around my family I turn back into a hillbilly.
I get louder and start talking out the side of my mouth which results in that Appalachian slur
I get louder and start talking out the side of my mouth which results in that Appalachian slur
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- Saint
- All-American
- Posts: 5051
- Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:53 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Plus, you break out the possumburgers from the deep freezer.
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
"I get louder and start talking out the side of my mouth which results in that Appalachian slur"
I can only imagine what that sounded like when you had the Bell's palsey...
I can only imagine what that sounded like when you had the Bell's palsey...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
[youtube]ke5Mr5eCF2U[/youtube]
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
-
- Senior (Citizen)
- Posts: 2799
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:56 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Eastern Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
- Location: Within spitting distance of an F3 tornado.....
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
... ain't nairy much nuttin' wrong wid dateCat wrote:my mom is visiting me this week and my wife complains that whenever I get around my family I turn back into a hillbilly.
[youtube]03iwAY4KlIU[/youtube]
- Saint
- All-American
- Posts: 5051
- Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:53 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Those folks sound like yankees compared to the way people sound in eastern NC.
-
- Senior (Citizen)
- Posts: 2799
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:56 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Eastern Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
- Location: Within spitting distance of an F3 tornado.....
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
The first guy on the video is from NC.....
- Saint
- All-American
- Posts: 5051
- Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:53 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I said "eastern NC" which is a whole different special kind of country than these fancy-pants hilljacks.
- Jungle Rat
- The Pied Piper of Crazy
- Posts: 30189
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
- Location: Crows Parents Basement
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Hedge is a dickhead.
Needed to be said.
Needed to be said.
-
- Senior (Citizen)
- Posts: 2799
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:56 pm
- College Hoops Affiliation: Eastern Kentucky
- Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc
- Location: Within spitting distance of an F3 tornado.....
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I taught school with a girl from Hertford in Perquimmins County in eastern NC.... she talked normal.Saint wrote:I said "eastern NC" which is a whole different special kind of country than these fancy-pants hilljacks.
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Stu is overstating the case. There are pockets of marble-mouth idiots around here that you practically need a translator to decipher, but I'm sure there's no shortage of those type anywhere in appalachia or elsewhere in Kentucky, Tennessee or anywhere else in the south. It's actually like a deep scottich brogue, of which it is an amalgomation...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
- Jungle Rat
- The Pied Piper of Crazy
- Posts: 30189
- Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
- Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
- Location: Crows Parents Basement
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
You're still a dickhead
- hedge
- Legend
- Posts: 26662
- Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
- College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
- Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
"I like how you used "15 foot" instead of "feet" there to remain true to your hillbilly upbringing. eCat keepin it real!"
In light of that, this kinda reminded me of eCat:
[youtube]7EChnZTJicw[/youtube]
In light of that, this kinda reminded me of eCat:
[youtube]7EChnZTJicw[/youtube]
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.