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Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed May 25, 2016 4:40 pm

Cool.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue May 31, 2016 8:59 pm

The world is getting more religious, because the poor go for God

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... are_btn_tw
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:33 pm

RIP Jan Crouch

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/jan-cr ... ar-BBtIzUq

Jan was always keepin' it real...

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Post by 10ac » Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:59 pm

Heh, I thought that was a Barbie Doll at first glance.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:48 pm

Prosperity gospel is demonic.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:33 am

I thought it was that Tammy Fay freak.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:36 am

Easy mistake to make.

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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:13 am

10ac wrote:Heh, I thought that was a Barbie Doll at first glance.

What the fuck kind of Barbie dolls are you used to?
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Post by hedge » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:59 am

My favorite amongst the plethora of sound and convincing arguments as to the cause of Barbie's death: "the stroke must have somehow released its life force by declaring victory over Jan Crouch’s health—activating God to do its will through faith, unfortunately.” My only question is, how can it be "unfortunate" if God's will was activated?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:03 am

I wish God's will activated you into a piranha exhibit.

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Post by Johnette's Daddy » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:19 am

Professor Tiger wrote:RIP Jan Crouch

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/jan-cr ... ar-BBtIzUq

Jan was always keepin' it real...
Her husband, Paul, paid off his gay lover: http://www.texemarrs.com/112004/homosex ... _money.htm

James Logden, founder of an internet web site promoting the gay lifestyle, told Power of Prophecy, "Gay people were not taken by surprise. Many of us had always suspected the flamboyant Paul Crouch was queer. After all, he's married to puffy-lipped, pink-coifed Jan Crouch, a drag queen if there ever was one."
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:01 pm

Didn't know that about Paul Crouch.

But Jan would drive John Wayne to wear a feather boa.
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Post by sardis » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:41 am

Prof, how come your sect doesn't want to cooperate? You waiting orders from Putin?

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:13 am

Comrade Putin knows how to handle these hooligans!

To answer your question, there are a lot of theories as to why the Russians aren't going. I don't know which is true. But there has been a rivalry between Moscow and Constantinople for a long time. They often take pot shots at each other.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:03 pm

Prof is a Commie. Ban him.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:42 pm

If I was a commie, I'd be BFF's with Tick, JD, DSL and hedge.

And a possible member of Hillary's cabinet.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:07 am

Your point? Commie

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Post by hedge » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:58 am

Jesus was a communist...
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