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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:46 am

sardis wrote:They should let the USGA official that is with the group make the decision right then and there and for it to be final.
yes, this is true.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:56 pm

the thing is the whole addressing and putting means nothing

its like when you accidently touch the ball on the tee and tap it off the tee

don't 99% of us retee without penalty
putts should be the same way--you accidently cause it to move an inch no penalty remark hit your putt

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:10 pm

"To the victor goes the spoils..."

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:16 pm

crashcourse wrote:the thing is the whole addressing and putting means nothing

its like when you accidently touch the ball on the tee and tap it off the tee

don't 99% of us retee without penalty
putts should be the same way--you accidently cause it to move an inch no penalty remark hit your putt
It's not like that at all. A ball on the tee is not in play. So if you knock it off the tee, you can replace the ball without penalty. But once it's in play - through the green, on the green, or in a hazard - if the ball moves because of something the player did, a stroke must be counted. The issue is if there was intent to hit the ball. If there was, he just plays the next shot from wherever the ball lies. If not, he takes the penalty shot, replaces the ball, and then hits the next shot. In this case, the question was if he caused the ball to move from addressing the ball and his practice swings or if it was an outside agent like wind and gravity. I think it's debatable that it was the former but that's what they ultimately decided. Thankfully it didn't matter.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by SnoodGator » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:36 pm

Great day: Family fun followed by end of US Open followed by Game 7 followed by Game of Thrones. Plenty of good food and cold adult beverages too.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:17 pm

but the key is intent

every body and their brother knows he had no intent to hit that ball causing it to move.

even if he caused it to move seems to me with this being a game policed many times by the players --you know if the ball moves 1 inch from a practice stroke on the putting green there was no intent from the player to make that happen--and if there was the player would admit it.

unless he's the "don't count that" guy

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:39 pm

Dustin Johnson is gonna need so much cocaine after this win.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:46 pm

crashcourse wrote:but the key is intent

every body and their brother knows he had no intent to hit that ball causing it to move.

even if he caused it to move seems to me with this being a game policed many times by the players --you know if the ball moves 1 inch from a practice stroke on the putting green there was no intent from the player to make that happen--and if there was the player would admit it.

unless he's the "don't count that" guy
If you cause the ball to move, you count a shot. The only way intent matters is determining where you play the next shot. If there was no intent and it moved when you addressed it (it settled to a lower spot or you nudged it, or even hit it in a practice swing), you replace it with a one shot penalty. If there was intent and you made a swing at it, you count the stroke and play it from the new spot. The question was if he had anything to do with the ball moving. It's quite possible that with greens that fast and with wind that the ball would move on its own. In that case, he would play it from the new spot without penalty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:07 pm

North Carolina thread ya morons

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:52 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:55 am

Cletus: Have you played Augusta yet?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:24 am

No and I don't have any real prospects at the moment.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:36 pm

caddies/volunteers/and media all can play once a year out there

becoming a caddie or volunteering is probably harder then becoming a member though. any volunteer who quits gets to appoint someone --find out who the volunteers are

or tell them you are the golf blogger for the goat pen--that would get your media credentials--they get to play the sunday after the masters supposedly

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:01 pm

Too much effort to just play a golf course. I suspect I'll eventually know someone who can get me out there. And, if not, I'll just have to live knowing that you can't play them all.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:06 am

I played it in 2002. Not as nice as I thought.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:58 am

They are not talking about Augusta Municipal.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:04 am

Dammit!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:49 am

Sam just muttered at the printer, "You godforsaken son of a bitch"...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:28 pm

Shut it

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jun 26, 2016 11:11 am

sardis wrote:"To the victor goes the spoils..."

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