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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:36 pm

Jordan was on that list for 1997 and look what happened...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:37 pm

Speaking of buying something, my buddy bought a drone and brought it to work and crashed it into a grain bin on its maiden voyage...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Too bad he didn't crash it into your skull.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:17 am

excellent

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Not really...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:11 am

LEXINGTON, Ky. – UK men’s basketball senior forward Derek Willis was found passed out in the street outside a vehicle when he was arrested in Boone County Saturday.

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/sp ... /85821934/
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jun 16, 2016 12:36 pm

UK Basketball has seniors?
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hedge wrote:LEXINGTON, Ky. – UK men’s basketball senior forward Derek Willis was found passed out in the street outside a vehicle when he was arrested in Boone County Saturday.

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/sp ... /85821934/

The video is on the KSR website... UK has a zero tolerance policy for DUI's.. Doubt this kid will ever play another game for UK. Could have really used him this season.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:35 pm

If he was not operating, or in the operator's seat during the stop, is it a DUI? Or is it public intoxication?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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crotch wrote:
hedge wrote:LEXINGTON, Ky. – UK men’s basketball senior forward Derek Willis was found passed out in the street outside a vehicle when he was arrested in Boone County Saturday.

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/sp ... /85821934/

The video is on the KSR website... UK has a zero tolerance policy for DUI's.. Doubt this kid will ever play another game for UK. Could have really used him this season.

I'm pretty sure they dropped the zero tolerance policy after Jules Camara
plus Willis is an indian. You know they get a pass on alcohol tolerance
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:02 pm

"plus Willis is an indian"

Dot or feather?
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:13 pm

In NC, you have to prove operation, and I am sure it is similar in other palces. I have successfully defended clients with BAC's as high as .24 and .25 because the driver was not seen operating the vehicle and outside of the vehicle when LEO's arrived. One time, my client had puked all over the place, and he and his brother were passed out on the sidewalk. At 2pm on a Sunday, they had collided with a light pole on George St. During the trial, it was revealed that the brothers had consumed a fifth of Seagram's Gin and a case of Budweiser up to that point. The trial was hilarious.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:25 pm

What if you rear end somebody but then are out of the car when the cops arrive?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:31 pm

You would have a witness to the operation of the vehicle then. However, if you drive off and then have a few/several drinks before officers track you down, you're better off. You get a "leaving the scene of an accident" charge, but you have created plenty of room for reasonable doubt as to whether or not you were intoxicated at the time of the collision. They will know you're impaired when they get you, but they can't prove if you were impaired at the time of the collision.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:15 pm

Not a DUI if your keys aren't in the ignition.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:12 am

Bklyn wrote:UK Basketball has seniors?
How do you think they keep that team GPA up?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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BigRedMan wrote:
Bklyn wrote:UK Basketball has seniors?
How do you think they keep that team GPA up?

walks on bitches, duh
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:37 am

crashcourse wrote:james had the game of his life beyond the arc also

don't expect that to happen again
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