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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Cletus » Fri May 13, 2016 5:20 pm

Bklyn wrote:The Grinder has been cancelled. Apparently, I was the only one watching it.
Fred Savage is one of my oldest friends. Seeing him on TV again was a trip. I suspect he's probably ok with the end of the show since it was like pulling teeth to get him to act again.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri May 13, 2016 7:12 pm

Cletus??? wrote:Fred Savage is one of my oldest friends.


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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 13, 2016 11:07 pm

Im thinking play date as a one year old

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Post by eCat » Tue May 24, 2016 6:48 am

son puts "Honk if you are horny" sign on dad's car and doesn't tell him

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Tue May 24, 2016 9:58 am

That kid should get a beating and then run some laps.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue May 24, 2016 11:33 am

1. Within the first 40 seconds in the car, the word "cunt" was dropped. Hello, Australia
2. As a parent I would be more pissed at the poor use of grammar. It cheapens the mockery
3. That "struggle-stache" the son has needs to be addressed. Sam Elliot is rolling over in his grave
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Post by eCat » Tue May 24, 2016 12:35 pm

I've heard "you're a dead set <expletive>" used many times in Aussie videos
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Wed May 25, 2016 8:57 am

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Post by eCat » Thu May 26, 2016 7:37 am

this is worth watching

The 15 year old girl who survived rabies. At the time she was the only person to survive rabies without vaccine - at least documented

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after watching it, you could write a very convincing story of real life zombies if the coma treatment they used went bad
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Thu May 26, 2016 3:32 pm

Australian Telephone Operator : " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"

Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

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Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate."
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 26, 2016 7:55 pm

Nice

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri May 27, 2016 5:48 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri May 27, 2016 9:31 am

Hmph, onto something there.

Harry Potter is Star Wars, Dope is Risky Business, Lost is Gilligan's Island, etc....
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Post by aTm » Fri May 27, 2016 10:33 am

Archer is basically just continual refinement from Sealab 2021 -> Frisky Dingo -> Archer. There are multiple episodes of Archer (particularly season finales) that are just rehashed Sealab 2021 bits.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri May 27, 2016 10:06 pm

Ah, the Chinese. Now I don't feel so bad about Chris Rock's Oscar joke...

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Fri May 27, 2016 11:41 pm

No one complained about the Italian one?
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Post by Bklyn » Sat May 28, 2016 6:57 am

I'm sure someone did.
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Post by sardis » Sat May 28, 2016 8:18 pm

Maybe they are getting us back for that "ancient Chinese secret" Calgon commercial.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 29, 2016 8:29 am

Mrs. DS probably liked the Italian one better.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Sun May 29, 2016 7:46 pm

sardis wrote:Maybe they are getting us back for that "ancient Chinese secret" Calgon commercial.
Good point.
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