NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:12 pm

It's the only thing he can get away with...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:13 pm

yes, if anyone is wondering, its a slow day at work for me

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:38 pm

I love Naked and Afraid...but that shit is the least sexy show, ever. It made me realize that Adam and Eve probably didn't need fig leaves in the beginning bc who wanted to even be near that filthy bitch? My upper lip is slightly curled upward in disgust now just typing this. I always think about that poor cameraman and helicopter pilot that have to ride with them for however long, in close quarters, and deal with smelling their interviews episode after episode.

(I have a shitload of work to do today...I'm just not doing it. Too tired. I will get about 4 things done today, then I"m out the door by 5pm [which is about 2 hours earlier than normal])

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:00 pm

eCat wrote:he must like smelly ass and cooch

Well he is kin with Hedge and DS

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:08 pm

I don't watch that Naked & Afraid. I don't dig dirty, skinny, hanging tits like that.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:47 am

I figured you'd be paying more attention to the men...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 12:55 pm

I would have never guessed she'd use a food analogy

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:45 pm

LMAO...I don't even know how to visualize that.

(and I'm not asking for help, either, fellas)

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:11 pm

urban dictionary had educated me on this topic

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:48 pm

https://www.google.com/search?q=punched ... 60&bih=559

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:19 pm

eCat wrote:there is a sex club down the road from me called Club 440.

Pretty much a throwback to the Dayton Swim Club Bluecat used to keep up updated on.

At any rate, its been there for years and they pretty much mind their own business so no one even cares.

As I was signing up for fantasy football on yahoo, I was looking at group forums in my area and I see one for the club so I decided to join the group chat. I don't participate but every time someone posts something it generates an email along with all the replies from people who respond.

I get the group emails on them and its pretty much what you expect - jokes about gang bangs and questions about first timers, one talked about seeing someone at a Reds game with their family and how awkward it was talking to the woman he banged in front of her husband

So this morning I download all the emails that have been collecting over awhile and guess what - I see an email from my daughters lacrosse coach talking about how he can't be there next Friday because its Senior night.

Damn...not that I really care but its funny as hell to me because they also have a group picture section and I bet he's out there somewhere. My wife will get a kick out of it.

----just context to what you are about to read-----

Time is cumming for the club to be open again tomorrow. I'm Pam, the former manager of Club 440, and Cody, the owner, has asked me to send something out to you all.
We have always been interested in the welfare of our members and have felt the need to keep them informed when there is a major issue. Presently the issue is,
herpes. Never would we out our members, we don't have to, they know who they are. But we do suggest that everyone gets checked for their own piece of mind. If you are unfamiliar with the STD herpes, you can go to www.cdc.gov and type in herpes for complete information.
Unlike HIV, herpes is not killed by air, and regular condoms may not prevent it.
Please make yourself informed about this disease. Although it is lifetime it is also manageable.
Be thoughtful of your fellow members, if you have it, think before you subject others to it. Should someone ask, and you are positive, be honest, don't lie.
I've known members to ask to see a report from the Dr to prove they are clean.
Do you think you can ever be too cautious...hell no. Many of you aren't swingers, your cheaters, doubtful you want to take anything home to the little wife or the GF.
Remember fuck smart, so you can live to fuck another day.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:26 am

So when do the test results get back??

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:53 am

I suspect this isn't the first email of this type that has been sent out from Club 440

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:13 am

It's not

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:30 pm

So next time, Rat, disclose.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:47 pm

I don't want to go back to jail.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue May 10, 2016 9:11 am

so when I go to amazon, based on past viewing selections, it makes recommendations.

I've been loading my daughter up with test primers so its focused in recommendations for me on what to buy her for the ACT/PSAT/SAT testing she is doing

I'm not sure what Amazon is trying to tell me here

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Tue May 10, 2016 9:41 am

Your daughter must be using your account.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue May 10, 2016 10:16 am

that's what I'm thinking

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue May 10, 2016 10:41 am

I don't want to see my future today.

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