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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:08 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:21 pm

Bluecat wrote:It's not his "ego", Crotch. It's his recruiting strategy.
Yeah, right....Just like it wasn't his 'Ego' back when he stated that it was the greatest moment in UK basketball history when those 5 players went in the first round. Dan Issel had to set the boy straight letting him know that it was definitely NOT the greatest moment in UK history....along with some other former players.

..and in Calipari's case, Ego is always spelled with a capital E.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:28 pm

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Bluecat wrote:It's not his "ego", Crotch. It's his recruiting strategy.
Yeah, right....Just like it wasn't his 'Ego' back when he stated that it was the greatest moment in UK basketball history when those 5 players went in the first round. Dan Issel had to set the boy straight letting him know that it was definitely NOT the greatest moment in UK history....along with some other former players.

..and in Calipari's case, Ego is always spelled with a capital E.

he wasn't saying that for your benefit though, he was saying it to reach out to the Karl Anthony Towns and Jamal Murrays.

Cal doesn't give two shits about Dan Issel setting him straight. He says that stuff because it lands him the recruits. This is what UK fans like you and the Roy Williams of the world can't figure out

A kid isn't coming to Carolina to do what he can for Carolina, but he'll come to Kentucky because Cal is asking them (or telling them ) what Kentucky can do for you.

Do you really think Cal believes that it was the greatest moment in UK history? You really think his ego was driving that? Or was he guaranteeing 7 more years of top 3 recruiting classes coming in? Cal's attitude is if you can't figure out what I'm doing here, I'm not going to bother to explain it.

Look at what Bilas said about Simmons - He said on national television going to LSU was a mistake for Simmons, he should have went to UK. Bilas said that to probably 5 million people - a good percentage of those people connected to college basketball.

That isn't because Kentucky won a bunch of games back in 1948

When it comes to Cal, attitudes like yours are going to burn the house down to get rid of a spider.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:30 pm

"Just like it wasn't his 'Ego' back when he stated that it was the greatest moment in UK basketball history when those 5 players went in the first round."

Actually, it probably was...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:32 pm

"That isn't because Kentucky won a bunch of games back in 1948"

Which is exactly why I say UK isn't the greatest program in college hoops history. But Cal has done alot to change that...
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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:34 pm

hedge wrote:"That isn't because Kentucky won a bunch of games back in 1948"

Which is exactly why I say UK isn't the greatest program in college hoops history. But Cal has done alot to change that...
and he'll keep doing it as long as fans like Crotch don't expect him to sing the UK fight song every 20 minutes.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:46 pm

eCat wrote:
Saint wrote:UK isn't the top program. Kansas and Duke can lay claim to that as well
as long as we can agree UNC can't

Maybe a few years ago but not now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:53 pm

I actually want IU to win it all this year.

For a couple of reasons - 1. I don't think Crean is all that - I think he's their version of Tubby and I want them to keep Crean for another decade. I'm convinced he's going to shit his pants on live television at some point soon. and 2. well..fuck UNC.

of course I'd love for Xavier to win it all - I don't know shit about them, hell , they may already be out for all I know - I didn't even watch a game today but they are a local team.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:27 pm

If Carolina somehow pulls it off this year, it'll be hard to argue with Roy's record over the past decade...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:49 pm

eCat wrote: When it comes to Cal, attitudes like yours are going to burn the house down to get rid of a spider.
I'm an extreme arachnophobic.. that's something I'd most definitely do if needed.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:53 pm

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:Winning an NC has a way of enticing recruits....
probation has a way of chasing them off

Yeah, I am sure UK knows something about that..........

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Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:56 pm

And to steal your thunder

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Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:47 pm

that was so long ago - you might as well talk about Abe Lincoln and shit
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:58 pm

lets set all this rivalry stuff aside to point out how bad things are for Louisville

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:25 pm

So, he paid a hooker to play with his asshole. It isn't my cup of tea, but what's the big deal? Rat does it all of the time.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:03 pm

It ain't cheap either.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:06 pm

"Mr. 3 Fingers and No Baby Oil" assumes its place in college hoops lore.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:07 pm

Who had Northern Iowa beating Texas and Texas A&M? Oh wait, that was me.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:21 pm

she's not done

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:24 pm

Apparently A&M isn't either. I just Thumbed UNI

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