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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:54 pm

Who's the father?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:59 pm

I love drugs like that

give them to me everyday
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:52 pm

you like cortisone? If it works I guess I will too! took two attempts, then he changed his approach by this time my nails were firmly dug into the ceiling. Will take about a week to see if it worked!
eCat wrote:I love drugs like that

give them to me everyday
I try not to limit my madness to March
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:53 pm

no

the drugs for the epideral
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:40 pm

sounds like she didn't get the versed/fentanyl cocktail before the epidural or she would be nail digging
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:49 pm

oh

I ask for versed if I have a headcold now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:24 pm

I ask for weed.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Fri Mar 11, 2016 7:30 am

they didn't give me any drugs, before or after.
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the drugs for the epideral
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:39 am

this is what fucking happens when $5 footlongs go up to $5.50


Jared Fogle: Former Subway Spokesman Attacked in Prison


Fogle, who is serving a 15 year jail term, was attacked by a fellow inmate while in the yard at Englewood, TMZ reports. He suffered injuries to his face and neck.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:09 am

today's challenge

tell my wife I broke the glass lid to her high dollar ceramic cooking pot or just wait until she notices in a week that its missing and play dumb

I've gone with the latter before and she usually blames the kids.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:33 am

Go buy one from Goodwill and replace it
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:35 am

I think we both know what I'm going to do here
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:45 am

poor eCat

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:26 pm

Nope. This is how I see it going down:

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Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:24 pm

I sense that ecat will soon be on spaghetti probation very soon. enjoy "Toast Night" buddyro!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:19 am

I'm thinking my recent re-post of The Ballad of eCat being run oftt from the cracker barrel is what drew Gator (the author of that ditty, IIRC) back in. Or maybe it was March Madness...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:51 am

I told her...I didn't want the boy to take the rap.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:44 am

You shouldn't mollycoddle him like that...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:49 pm

Gator by God's Grace wrote:I sense that ecat will soon be on spaghetti probation very soon. enjoy "Toast Night" buddyro!
Kudos for the accurate use of "buddyro"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:43 pm

I've found something to replace her anger. I worked on the brakes on the van tonight and didn't pump them before I started the van, so I launched the van into the butterfly terrace when I put in drive. We no longer have a butterfly terrace or a front license plate on the van.

I made those screaming goat sounds trying to stop the van

blaaaahhhhhh.......BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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