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UCLA Bruins
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BigRedMan
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Horrible
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
My wife asked me to download some James Spader movies for her a couple of weeks ago so I grabbed a few
One of them was called Crash.
That is one fucked up movie.
Its like some French Avant Garde film with all the weird background music playing and the staccato dialog.
I got about 30 minutes into it and I had to quit.
One of them was called Crash.
That is one fucked up movie.
Its like some French Avant Garde film with all the weird background music playing and the staccato dialog.
I got about 30 minutes into it and I had to quit.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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eCat
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If you wonder what a post apocalyptic world would be like, this is a pretty good image.
This is a documentary called "Scrapper" about guys that scrape out a living (if you want to call it that) collecting scrap among live bombs in a desert bombing range. Its got to be the most disheartening way to make a living since Assistant Crack Whore.
I stumbled on it from Reddit and ended up watching the whole thing. Its 89 minutes long
[youtube]I4pFat3VTkI[/youtube]
This is a documentary called "Scrapper" about guys that scrape out a living (if you want to call it that) collecting scrap among live bombs in a desert bombing range. Its got to be the most disheartening way to make a living since Assistant Crack Whore.
I stumbled on it from Reddit and ended up watching the whole thing. Its 89 minutes long
[youtube]I4pFat3VTkI[/youtube]
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I assume you are talking about the David Cronenberg movie. He's made some weird movies, I usually like them, but that one was pretty out there...eCat wrote:My wife asked me to download some James Spader movies for her a couple of weeks ago so I grabbed a few
One of them was called Crash.
That is one fucked up movie.
Its like some French Avant Garde film with all the weird background music playing and the staccato dialog.
I got about 30 minutes into it and I had to quit.
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Download "the secretary". Maybe she has a submissive side.
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
That actually was pretty good...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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eCat
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I did, but we haven't watched it yet
We did watch a Traci Lords porn though
We did watch a Traci Lords porn though
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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crashcourse
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Crash was excellent in many ways
insightful, humorous, intelligent, well put together, can't keep yours eyes off it, entertaining for hours at a time
insightful, humorous, intelligent, well put together, can't keep yours eyes off it, entertaining for hours at a time
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crashcourse
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oh you're talking about the movie
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I take partial blame for this, but damn, no mention of the death of Barney Fife a few days ago?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Barney and Andy were NOT the stars of Mayberry RFD. Andy was on a few shows, not sure if Barney ever was.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
10 years ago you mean?
maybe I'm missing the joke
is this some Bon Jovi shit?
fuck you guys
maybe I'm missing the joke
is this some Bon Jovi shit?
fuck you guys
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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AlabamAlum
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My fav Bon Jovi hit was "Pour Some Sugar On Me."
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
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hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Damn it, Stu told me that Don Knotts had just died last week and I believed him...
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Re: UCLA Bruins
It was last week. I saw it on ACN. Will McAvoy had the scoop.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
good I was hoping you were serious
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
LMAO
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