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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:35 pm

Looked like a man to me...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:02 pm

That's right, that was another gold moment...when she dropped the "McScuse Me?" I waivered on believing if it was true or not. It almost seems too creative for her. Either way, I love it.
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Post by eCat » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:03 pm

LOL

He does live in a suburb of St. Louis
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:47 pm

McScuse me, bitch?

Punch her in the cooter!

Fuck you MacDonalds..............on Dorsett...

That was awesome!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:33 pm

But not all the others...I's love them.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:29 pm

it was sort of funny at first but then when she said, "McRib," it went up several levels. it looked like her tit just became her waistline.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:18 am

Logan does this internet TV broadcast every morning, peddling his wares, he's always asking me to call in just to fill time. He came down to our office last week and we hung out in Washington, NC (known to all as little Washington around here). So the next morning, he sets up his camera and computer and broadcast the show from the front porch, with a very special guest. Go to the 12:20 mark (unless you want to start at the beginning and watch Logan's technical analysis of the Aussie dollar and Shanghai index charts). Enjoy:

[youtube]Esz6zGlQAn8[/youtube]
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:28 am

Yee Haw!

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:30 am

I didn't watch the entire thing, do you guys blow each other towards the end or was that just off air????
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:33 am

"I remember when wheat was high"

"it was chaos"


heh

not that I didn't have high expectations from you but I just figured you sat around some dingy office and wrote out checks when a truck full of grain pulls up on the scales. Clearly you are more engaged.

so is fucking teenage phillipino women a thing of the past for him?
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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:42 am

The guy I work with was sending me texts the whole time, one time when we were at Carolina we had a history class together, I of course was stoned the whole time so one day in class I was talking to the professor, who was an old dude, and for some reason I used the word "chaos" like five times and my buddy has given me shit about it ever since, so during the show he sent me a text that said "work 'chaos' in somehow", so that's why I said that. I think I kinda nodded at the camera right after I said it, b/c I knew my buddy was watching...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:43 am

He is still splitting time b/w here and the philippines...
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:44 am

ever since I've read that story about McAfee, I just picture Logan as him.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:51 am

" I just figured you sat around some dingy office and wrote out checks when a truck full of grain pulls up on the scales."

We do plenty of that, too, but we also buy alot of stuff from people who have their own storage units on their own farms, so you have to negotiate the terms before you go get the shit (and also many people contract the stuff they bring to us long before they actually do bring it to us), so you have to be able to price and hedge the stuff to avoid going broke, which would happen very quickly if you just bought everything at the current daily price and just crossed your fingers and hoped you could sell it for more than that 3 months later (or however long later)...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:00 am

Here's a show Logan did about a month ago, go to the 48:25 mark and watch for about a minute, then pick it back up at the 50:10 mark after he finishes his schpiel about natural gas...

[youtube]Vk7SZwI5X2k[/youtube]
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:07 am

that's exactly the kind of commentary I would have after 2 weeks of doing a show like that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:12 am

He's been doing it for years. He had gone off on a tangent earlier in that same show about how muslims and arabs were taking over Europe. He's also kinda anti-semitic. Come to think of it, you two would get along really well...
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Post by eCat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:28 am

sounds like it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:03 am

hence the name hedge

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:14 pm

Bklyn wrote:That's right, that was another gold moment...when she dropped the "McScuse Me?" I waivered on believing if it was true or not. It almost seems too creative for her. Either way, I love it.

sigh....

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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