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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:26 am

UNC just locked in #1 in recruiting class with great nicknames.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports ... 27470.html

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Jan 16, 2016 3:09 pm

Yeah, but yet another mediocre player. Stand by for at least 2 seasons of shittiness.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:23 pm

Damn, no glodie?

So Carolina beats State, Dook and Kentucky lose to unranked teams. Not a bad Saturday!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:30 pm

I am revising my view on UK. We are a tourney team at this point but we will not make it out of the first round.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:29 pm

Never seen us shellack an opponent on their floor like we did to Georgia today.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sat Jan 16, 2016 11:10 pm

eCat wrote:I am revising my view on UK. We are a tourney team at this point but we will not make it out of the first round.
Are you talking the NIT or the Big Dance??

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:26 am

so the Iona coach got all butthurt at the Monmouth bench for their antics (and losing 110 - 102 to them) so he instigated a bench clearing dust up at the end of the game.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:43 am

Is Iona located in Pittsburgh?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:38 am

NY, I believe.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:16 pm

stories like this turn me into a crying little bitch

http://www.newslinq.com/mitchell-marcus-v1/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:40 pm

eCat wrote:stories like this turn me into a crying little bitch

http://www.newslinq.com/mitchell-marcus-v1/
Same here, ecat. Good story.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:52 am

eCat wrote:so the Iona coach got all butthurt at the Monmouth bench for their antics (and losing 110 - 102 to them) so he instigated a bench clearing dust up at the end of the game.
Monmouth is coached by former UNC guard King Rice...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:56 am

eCat wrote:stories like this turn me into a crying little bitch

http://www.newslinq.com/mitchell-marcus-v1/
That was good, but not as good as the autistic kid who couldn't miss...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:53 am

I wish you were a target for a sniper who couldn't miss.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 18, 2016 11:32 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:00 am

One of our local HS boys here in the county scored his 3000th point the other night... only 31 players in Kentucky HS history have achieved that mark. The kid has a scholly offer from a few mid majors. Check out the highlights if you wish.


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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:11 am

Damn, you have a lot of whiteys playing hoops at a public school, crotch. That looks like a private Christian school game around here. The row of teenaged Jethros wearing their hunting gear looks a lot like the local games here though.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:51 am

There's probably not more than 20 black people in the entire county, unless you count the 500+ residing at our local state prison. The only black kid on the team came here a couple years ago from Baltimore.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:37 am

There ain't a whole lot of coloreds in Kentucky and I'm sure most of those are concentrated in Louisville. And with good reason, as Kentucky is by far the most racist state in the country, with West Virginia close behind (notice that their AfAm population is even lower than Kentucky's). And some folks say black people are stupid. Well, they ain't stupid enough to move to Kentucky!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:39 am

Which is another reason why this influx of talent to the UK team is so baffling. Why lend your talents to a state that clearly, historically and currently hates your kind?
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