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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:03 pm

Actually, I think it's UNWARSHED barbarians...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 04, 2016 5:50 pm

Trying to figure out why 2000 sandbags were sent to my house from Alabama.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:30 am

I think Clemson will put up a good fight, and rack up some yards and points. But I think Bama and Henry will win grind out a win in the end.

Of course, that's what I said when Bama played Oklahoma, Ohio State and Utah in bowls.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:32 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Trying to figure out why 2000 sandbags were sent to my house from Alabama.
Six Toe has a chronic flooding problem.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:13 am

And now my cat has a pee problem

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:59 am

Jungle Rat wrote:And now my cat has a pee problem
Does your cat's pee smell like ham?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:14 pm

No.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:09 pm

If I'm wrong, and Bama loses in Glendale, their fans will resort to cactus poisoning.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:30 pm

You are a moron.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:06 pm

Will Michelle ("Ho Over the Top") Pritchett be at the game?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:43 pm

I don't know Mchelle Pritchett. That your wife's name?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by bluetick » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:01 pm

Shouldn't you be getting your game face on?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by bluetick » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:06 pm

fearless prediction:

rammerjammeryellerhammer 24 - clempsome 20
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:18 pm

Meh. No gameface needed.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:26 pm

The great Lewis Grizzard once called Clemson "Auburn with a lake."

It's nice to see a team wearing orange, named Tigers, that runs the spread, doing well against Bama. I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by The Gray Ghost » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:45 pm

Jabar Gaffney would have made TD catch of that last Clemson pass before the FG

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by 10ac » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:49 pm

It would have been called a touchdown.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Tue Jan 12, 2016 5:44 am

Just a simple Roll Tide.
Worth. Every. Cent.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Tue Jan 12, 2016 5:45 am

Nahhh... SIX TEEN BABY!!!!
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:37 am

That was a good game...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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