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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:25 pm

I fear that eCat is stuck somewhere in the mountains of deep KY teaching his boy how to tie a rope over a tree in case his horse goes nuts. Is that PC enough?
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Post by 10ac » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:08 am

Pit y, he sohoul ] be riding to the Cu mberland gap.
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:55 pm

Bklyn wrote:This broke the internet a little while ago, so this is to catch you up...

https://storify.com/public/templates/ca ... in-florida

I figure if eCat hasn't posted it yet, then you guys don't know it yet.

that was entertaining - crazy stuff
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:04 am

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:11 am

You're on Facebook? I never knew.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:00 am

come back CAT...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:48 am

That's what you said to the last one that ran away.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:57 pm

I always heard you were supposed to swim with a condom on in the Amazon

I think I know why now

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160104 ... an-penises
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:38 pm

Duh, it's that little fish, clearly designed by a female god, that will swim up your peehole and lead to having your willy cut off in order to save it.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:56 am

Experience I'm guessing.
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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:03 pm

certain types of marshgrass, when inserted into the pee hole and yanked out will recreate a similar sensation. at least that's what I've read.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:42 pm

So it's nothing like a climidia test? Those suck.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 08, 2016 7:38 am

whenever I start to think that my neighborhood is a little too close to the rednecks, I watch a video like this and remember what it could be like.

Dude records his neighbors over the course of a couple of years. Starts out slow but is just a white trash train wreck after about 2 minutes into it.

[youtube]88_eABuckA8[/youtube]
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:10 am

Jesus
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by sardis » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:46 am

That driveway could use some paving...
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:13 am

I wish they would pave your driveway while you were laying on it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:22 am

Never thought about a fence or a car alarm I guess.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:37 am

I like the tantrum the guy breaks into at the 11:27 mark...
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:38 am

I can pretty much guarantee there is somebody (or multiple people) named Ricky or Timmy in every scene of that video...
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