Crash's NASCAR & Peyton > Cheatin' Tom Brady Regurgitation

[crashcourse]

somewhere rickart is masturbating hoping purty might throw another peyton 6 in a playoff game

[dave_rickart]

only if the Broncos are foolish enough to play him

[aTm]

Division champs. Yay.

[Jungle Rat]

Who is aTms favorite team this year? Ive lost track.

[aTm]

My favorite NFL team? Has your brain turned to mush?

[Jungle Rat]

Naw. Just lost track of your favorites. It gets confusing after awhile.

[aTm]

Out of curiosity...which team DO you think is my favorite right now? You have a clue since I said they won their division...

[AlabamAlum]

I would assume the Texans.

[aTm]

You would be right. Would you care to take a stab at the next few as well? Who was my favorite NFL team a year ago? 2 years ago? 5, 10, 15 years ago?

[aTm]

It only gets tricky when I ask 20 and 25 years ago.

[AlabamAlum]

You would be right. Would you care to take a stab at the next few as well? Who was my favorite NFL team a year ago? 2 years ago? 5, 10, 15 years ago?

Hmmm. I would assume you were a Texan fan as long as they have been around, and started off as an Oilers fan. Can't imagine the Cowboys, but I guess that's possible, too.

[aTm]

And would you say that its "confusing" to keep track of?

[AlabamAlum]

Confusing? What are you talking about?

[dave_rickart]

Falcons start 5-0 and then do not make the playoffs. (not even a winning record, finishing 8-8)

Chiefs start 1-5, make the playoffs, almost win their division.

[aTm]

Confusing? What are you talking about?

Uh, Rat said he was confused by having to keep track of my teams. Thats what started this little string.

[AlabamAlum]

Oh, well, it's Rat. He's somewhere trying to perfect a pruno recipe.

[AlabamAlum]

Recipe for Prison Pruno

Take ten peeled oranges,
Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court,
one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail,
that the charged information was true,
squeeze the fruit into a small plastic bag,
and the jury having previously, on said date,
and put the juice along with the mash inside,
found that the penalty shall be death,
add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly.
and this Court having, on August 20, 1991,
Place the bag into your sink,
denied your motion for a new trial,
and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes.
it is the order of this Court that you suffer death,
wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation.
said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin,
Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours.
at which place you shall be put to death,
When the time has elapsed,
in the manner prescribed by law,
add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar,
the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution.
six teaspoons of ketchup,
You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin,
then heat again for 30 minutes,
to be held by him pending final
secure the bag as done before,
determination of your appeal.
then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours.
It is so ordered.
Reheat daily for 15 minutes.
In witness whereof,
After 72 hours,
I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court,
with a spoon, skim off the mash,
and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto.
pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups.
May God have mercy on your soul.

-Jarvis Masters

[Jungle Rat]

Trust me. Its good.

[crashcourse]

anybody residing or going to college station for 4-5 years is likely a Texan fan

I think KC gets the best of you guys Saturday

congrats btw on breaking our streak at 5

seattle Minnesota another ice bowl

cincy pitt game of the week-see playing KC for the super bowl

greenbay washingotn cousins outplays rogers

[dave_rickart]

Discount double-check