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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:42 pm

The history of that piece goes to Wildcat00 at the old CNNSI site. It started as a gag, and I would bang out another sentence or two every time she asked about it.
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:48 pm

concluded with "Disrobe"

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:14 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:The history of that piece goes to Wildcat00 at the old CNNSI site. It started as a gag, and I would bang out another sentence or two every time she asked about it.
I thought it was a copy/paste from the Birmingham News coverage of that game.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:20 pm

No one at the Bham News has written that well since Alf Van Hoose.
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Ah, Alf Van Hoose. I haven't thought about him in a long time :)
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If Bama can isolate and contain MSU's Jackmerious Tacktheratrix in the Cotton.Bowl, they have a slugger's chance
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It was a blustery and frozen night as I entered the dank, austere surroundings of the Liberty Bowl on the late December night of 1982. Slow barges lumbered down the Mighty River. Blues bands played a somber dirge - as if they were heralding in a fresh lamb to the slaughter.

The Mighty Fighting Illini were big. They were strong. They were mean. The wounded and much-beleaguered Crimson Tide team formed a thin red line as they shielded themselves from the cold and valiantly headed onto the tundra that night.

The rifle-armed All-American, Tony Eason, set his angular jaw against the gale-like, frozen winds on that dark Memphis night. Like a gridiron Baryshnikov, Eason’s 6’4” frame danced nimbly through the pregame warm-ups as he focused his mind on the task at hand: Embarrassing – no humiliating – the great, but terminally ill Paul Bryant and his rag-tag band of undersized and injured players...

Head Coach of the Mighty Fighting Illini, Mike White, knew a pro career lay ahead of him. He chuckled slightly as he perused the gameplan and thought to himself, “This is Bryant’s last game. I’ll make him wish he’d quit sooner.”

The ailing Bryant grimaced as he slowly emerged from the tunnel. Heart disease was killing him and he knew his doctors had warned him about coaching this game, especially considering the extremely harsh weather. He struggled to keep from letting his family – the players – see him in such mind-searing pain as he covertly placed a nitroglycerin tablet under his tongue. He never wanted this game to be about him. He simply wanted the players to hold their heads high and compete honorably for the University, their families, and most importantly, themselves. “Make your mamas proud," he growled as the last of the players and trainers ran from the tunnel.

Somehow, Alabama had managed to keep it close through most of the game; however, Eason was driving his team for what should have been the winning score. But Alabama's defense came through ... one last time for Bryant. Afterward, the young Illinois coach said that he had never seen a team hit as hard as Alabama that day. Bama was outgunned and out-manned, but they played with incredible heart and won the game for Bear on desire and grit alone.

That fateful Liberty Bowl was played on December 29, 1982. Less than one month later Bryant would die of heart disease. Coincidentally, less than one month after that, his beloved wife of 59 years, Mary Harmon Bryant, would die, too.

From the time Bryant first prowled the sidelines at the University of Alabama in 1958, until the day he died in 1983, no other team in the Nation won as many games, had as high of a winning percentage, or as many championships. And no one was really even close.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:18 am

I feel like I should stand up and salute

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:03 am

You should read it while humming "O Beautiful for spacious skies..." Try it.
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:52 pm

Or the drum and fife that backed up Oliver Douglas' farming soliloquies in Green Acres.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:11 pm

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:54 pm

This place is dead.

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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:29 pm

I wish you were more like this place...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Dec 24, 2015 6:09 pm

By AA's absence, you'd think his team lost.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:51 am

I wish you'd vanish when your team loses. Say one month for every loss? See you in May.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:48 pm

Now even AA is ripping off hedge.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:13 pm

Incorrect. I don't wish your death, just your extended absence.
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Post by hedge » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:09 am

The former would ensure the latter...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:06 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Incorrect. I don't wish your death, just your extended absence.
hedge lite.
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