Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Moderators: The Talent, Hacksaw, bluetick, puterbac, 10ac

User avatar
The Gray Ghost
Senior
Posts: 1141
Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:09 pm
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by The Gray Ghost » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:17 pm

au contraire - he has a moderately hot wife.

User avatar
Johnette's Daddy
Senior
Posts: 1452
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 4:01 am
College Hoops Affiliation: USC
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Johnette's Daddy » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:55 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:My cousin - a life long Angeleno BTW - went to Fuller in the 70's. You may have classmates.

Dallas Theological Seminary and Reformed Theological Seminary here.

With all that dispensationalism and 5 point Calvinism, it's a wonder I'm still here.
I'm not quite that old - I started there in '89.

I served as Visiting Supply Pastor of a Presbyterian Church for 3.5 years. They wanted to offer me a permanent call - I wasn't all that interested, but I was going to take the ordination exam for kicks and giggles. I went to a study group for the "Theology in the Reformed Tradition" portion, stayed awake for 10 minutes and confirmed that I didn't want to be one of the frozen chosen.
During a press conference later, O'Mara was asked if he had any advice for Zimmerman, and he answered, "Pay me."

User avatar
Johnette's Daddy
Senior
Posts: 1452
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 4:01 am
College Hoops Affiliation: USC
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Johnette's Daddy » Wed Dec 16, 2015 6:18 pm

The Gray Ghost wrote:au contraire - he has a moderately hot wife.
That does not mean he likes girls.

1 - Any male clergy in any faith tradition that includes the wearing of mitres by anyone in the hierarchy automatically carry an presumption of homosexuality, regardless of marital status.

2 - Any male clergy who serve or study in San Francisco, Atlanta, Orlando, Austin, Portland, Boston, Amsterdam, Berlin, Barcelona or London also carry that same presumption.
During a press conference later, O'Mara was asked if he had any advice for Zimmerman, and he answered, "Pay me."

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:38 pm

Johnette's Daddy wrote:
Professor Tiger wrote:My cousin - a life long Angeleno BTW - went to Fuller in the 70's. You may have classmates.

Dallas Theological Seminary and Reformed Theological Seminary here.

With all that dispensationalism and 5 point Calvinism, it's a wonder I'm still here.
I'm not quite that old - I started there in '89.

I served as Visiting Supply Pastor of a Presbyterian Church for 3.5 years. They wanted to offer me a permanent call - I wasn't all that interested, but I was going to take the ordination exam for kicks and giggles. I went to a study group for the "Theology in the Reformed Tradition" portion, stayed awake for 10 minutes and confirmed that I didn't want to be one of the frozen chosen.
I assume that church was PCUSA. I'm surprised they are interested in "Theology in the Reformed Tradition." I doubt any of them ever read Calvin. Tillich, Schleiermacher, Bultmann, sure. But not Calvin.

In a Presbyterian seminary, I tried to believe Calvinism, but in the end, I just couldn't believe that God created some people for the express purpose of damning them. Free will is a beautiful thing.
Last edited by Professor Tiger on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

Cletus
The Dick Cheney of the Internet
Posts: 1308
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:53 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Georgetown
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Cletus » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:41 pm

Free will is an illusion both in the real world and in the fantasy land you live in with your omni god.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:43 pm

You chose to post that.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

Cletus
The Dick Cheney of the Internet
Posts: 1308
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:53 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Georgetown
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Cletus » Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:58 pm

No, I didn't. We are nothing but a bag of chemicals (or if you really want to drill down, quantum fields), that we can't control. Free will doesn't exist.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:17 pm

So your quantum field chose to post that.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:20 pm

The Gray Ghost wrote:au contraire - he has a moderately hot wife.
So did Bruce Jenner.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
Johnette's Daddy
Senior
Posts: 1452
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 4:01 am
College Hoops Affiliation: USC
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Johnette's Daddy » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:23 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:I assume that church was PCUSA. I'm surprised they are interested in "Theology in the Reformed Tradition." I doubt any of them ever read Calvin. Tillich, Schleiermacher, Bultmann, sure. But not Calvin.

In a Presbyterian seminary, I tried to believe Calvinism, but in the end, I just couldn't believe that God created some people for the express purpose of damning them. Free will is a beautiful thing.
Correct - PCUSA. They care because it's on the exam, which hasn't changed since 1913. And yes - Tillich is iconic. (I like Tillich, too).
During a press conference later, O'Mara was asked if he had any advice for Zimmerman, and he answered, "Pay me."

User avatar
sardis
All-American
Posts: 6481
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:25 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Villanova
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by sardis » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:51 pm

The reformed group, of which my nephew is a minister, are Calvinists who refuse that they are actually Calvinists...

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:12 pm

"Tillich is iconic. I like Tillich too."

Thou shalt love thy Dodd with all thy heart, and thou shalt love thy Niebuhr as thyself.
Last edited by Professor Tiger on Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:15 pm

sardis wrote:The reformed group, of which my nephew is a minister, are Calvinists who refuse that they are actually Calvinists...
Presbyterian Church in America? Evangelical Presbyterian Church? Orthodox Presbyterian Church? (the latter is a real thing)
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26786
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:15 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:You chose to post that.
You should pray to your god that free will doesn't exist, because that way, at least you have an excuse. Your only excuse, actually...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

User avatar
10ac
Senior
Posts: 4871
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:55 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Tennessee
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by 10ac » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:12 am

I wish they were probating your will.
Let 'er Blow!

User avatar
sardis
All-American
Posts: 6481
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:25 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Villanova
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by sardis » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:04 am

Professor Tiger wrote:
sardis wrote:The reformed group, of which my nephew is a minister, are Calvinists who refuse that they are actually Calvinists...
Presbyterian Church in America? Evangelical Presbyterian Church? Orthodox Presbyterian Church? (the latter is a real thing)
I am very familiar with the Orthodox Presbyterian Church. There are not many of them, but one is down the road from us and they fit well with us fundys; however, I was referring to the reformed movement in the Southern Baptist seminaries today.

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:50 am

sardis wrote:
Professor Tiger wrote:
sardis wrote:The reformed group, of which my nephew is a minister, are Calvinists who refuse that they are actually Calvinists...
Presbyterian Church in America? Evangelical Presbyterian Church? Orthodox Presbyterian Church? (the latter is a real thing)
I am very familiar with the Orthodox Presbyterian Church. There are not many of them, but one is down the road from us and they fit well with us fundys; however, I was referring to the reformed movement in the Southern Baptist seminaries today.
When I was in a Presbyterian Church in America (PCA) seminary (Reformed), everyone thought very highly of the Orthodox Presbyterian Church and their seminary (Westminster). The joke was that serious theologians went Up north to Westminster while Reformed was a lowly preacher college down in Mississippi.

I'm surprised that Reformed theology is on the rise in Baptist circles. Most PCA people I knew were former Southern Baptists who had been to college and were looking for a little scholarship and dignity.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
Professor Tiger
All-American
Posts: 9889
Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:26 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Auburn
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:55 am

hedge wrote:
Professor Tiger wrote:You chose to post that.
You should pray to your god that free will doesn't exist, because that way, at least you have an excuse. Your only excuse, actually...
With your denigration of free will, you and Cletus sound a lot like old school Presbyterians.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident… by the — you know — you know the thing.” - Democrat Presidential Candidate Joe Biden

User avatar
AlabamAlum
Legend
Posts: 10074
Joined: Mon May 30, 2011 9:12 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Alabama
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: SixToe, Alabama
Contact:

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:05 am

With omnipotent god(s), free will is illusory.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________

Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.

User avatar
crashcourse
Senior
Posts: 3545
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:18 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Kansas State
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc

Re: Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

Post by crashcourse » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:21 am

I wish you were illusory

Post Reply