Uncle Bud

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:11 pm

Does your daughter not have a smart phone???

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:32 pm

aTm wrote:Does your daughter not have a smart phone???

what do you think she listens to when she's ignoring me?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:33 pm

hedge wrote:"my wife was all for me throwing out the expired stuff telling me some bullshit about popcorn drying out until I told her..."

As I was reading that I was hoping you were going to say you told her that her cunt was dried out...

dayum...she might drive me crazy but I still want to have sex once in awhile.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:20 pm

Hedge must be relating to his own experience with the Mom he fucks.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:20 pm

Got Mayonnaise?

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:39 pm

my 8-year-old kid was using the microwave as a timer, too. I told him it could explode if he did that and his eyes got big and he said he wouldn't do it anymore. I guess your girl is too old for that to work on?

You're right about throwing out shit. People have come to believe that expiration dates are legit. Shit, I've even seen them on salt. It's all a ruse to get you to buy more stuff.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:43 am

I wish you would expire

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:25 am

High 5

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 12:08 pm

Stu's expiration date is long past, and yet here he sits, intransigent, his bitterness evidently serving as a pickling agent, providing him with proof against the ultimate doom of time, if not its ravages...

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:14 am

it's true. I'd hoped for a quick death at an early age but it's clear that I'll be stuck here for a long time, well after all the fun is over.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:55 am

The fun's been over for awhile now already...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:57 am

My brother bought a Tesla yesterday...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:40 pm

dude down the street has one.

They look nice - I'm not particularly interested in owning one unless I can drive it 400 miles and then charge it (or easily swap out the battery) in 30 minutes.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:57 pm

I think he told me it's got a 300 mile range, so not really the car to take on a long trip. But for around town, I bet it's going to be fine. Pretty big jump from his '67 Mustang (although that was a nice car in its day) and the 5 year old mini SUV he's driving now...

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:58 pm

I wish he'd drive over your lifeless body.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:16 am

eCat wrote:I'm not particularly interested in owning one unless I can drive it 400 miles and then charge it (or easily swap out the battery) in 30 minutes.

They're working on it...feverishly. The internal combustible engine will begin to lose ground. I'm surprised it has taken as long as it has.

SnoodGator · Post by **SnoodGator** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:25 am

I've supercharged in just over 30 minutes. Elon can swap batteries faster than you can fill your tank:

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:58 am

He's going to Annapolis to pick it up tomorrow and then drive it home. They are telling him that the car can drive itself on the freeway. Literally...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:19 am

I wish you would throw yourself on the freeway. Literally

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:03 am

almost all ecars have a range of < 100 except the 70,000 dollar tesla

you get a range of > 200 miles unless you max range your charge if you drive 55 or less its almost brand new and you don't use AC heating or any other electrical controls. if you max range your charge too often bye bye batter y a lot quicker--always a good green footprint to be going through a bunch of batteries and max charging all those cars by the coal fed power plants supplying most of your electrical needs to charge your ecar.
ecars might be fine for local use with the ability to daily charge at your home.
still think boone pickens has the right idea for long term energy solutions

http://www.plugincars.com/tesla-model-s ... 27409.html

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