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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:06 am

I'm ready to stop taking them but my doc threw a fit when I told her I did.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by crashcourse » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:13 am

I threw my Lipitor away

cholesterol has stayed between 180-230

triglyceridees was always my issue

controlling weight is much more important in my opinion

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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:52 am

Supposedly there's a new cholesterol medication coming out soon with none of the ill effects of statins...
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Post by Dora » Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:45 am

I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:07 am

So Viagra affects vision. Never thought of that, but I guess after 40 years of marriage, it can only help...
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 29, 2015 10:10 am

Or you could just go old school and get drunk as hell...
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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:17 am

impaired vision has been helping people get laid well before Viagra
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:51 pm

Thats booze
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Post by Cletus » Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:06 pm

Dora wrote:I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
Optic neuritis. You have MS.
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Post by Saint » Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:16 am

Probably just a blast of cum slathered across her eyeball.
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Post by sardis » Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:29 am

at least she googled first.
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Post by Dora » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:13 pm

Being completely blind would really interfere with my life. Since it's not Viagra, you think I ought to give up sex altogether?

As for the Viagra connection, I was thinking about the old tales of masturbation leading to blindness. Except I don't do that either.
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Post by Dora » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:14 pm

Cletus wrote:
Dora wrote:I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
Optic neuritis. You have MS.
Actually it's Non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION)
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Post by aTm » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:29 pm

Why did you lie, Cletus?
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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:57 pm

a friend of mine has gone blind over the past year or so. I am going to see him at Xmas. I guess he can't say the same for me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by crashcourse » Wed Sep 30, 2015 3:27 pm

I see what you did there
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Post by Saint » Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:36 pm

eCat wrote:a friend of mine has gone blind over the past year or so. I am going to see him at Xmas. I guess he can't say the same for me.
Are you taking your wife? He'll get to grope her up and pretend like he's trying to figure out who it is.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:08 am

I'm sure he'll try
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:26 am

Dora wrote:
Cletus wrote:
Dora wrote:I recently lost sight in one of my eyes. Docs don't know what caused it but when I Googled it, turns out that Viagra can do it. I never did that!
Optic neuritis. You have MS.
Actually it's Non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION)
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by sardis » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:43 am

Drones....Christmas for every creepy neighbor out there.

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