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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:26 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:31 pm

Did someone say 5 pound bag?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:07 pm

AventFerryComplex25 wrote: For any of you guys that didnt know, former and current Pack and UNC players had a few pickup games today at Dail, which I got to go to and they turned out pretty entertaining. Everyone went pretty hard. For all the current pack and unx players, they all had pretty typical games but Ill try to detail it anyways.

Zo looked really good; he defended and scored against Felton and Hodge who both were playing pretty hard. He seemed mature and confident. Kendall Marshal was there but he must have been injured cause he didnt play one minute, which was disappointing. Hodge and especially Felton played real well. I wont go into detail but Hodge did a good job of talking trash and yelling at Pack players if they were being soft.

I loved Alex Johnson's ability to penetrate handle the ball in half court. He is real quick and went at it with Felton, which was impressive to see that kind of confidence and competitiveness right away at a high level. His shot was a little off today. He should contribute asap when the season starts.

CJL, CJW, and Wood all had pretty typical games. Williams played pretty well. CJL showed off his shooting accuracy that he had flashes of last year and he played with intensity against Barnes and Henson. Wood was lights out from deep all day but he didnt play too much.

I hardly saw Vandy play, but Painter played a lot. He had an impressive mid range shot today, and also jawed with Sean May at times which was cool to watch. Henson and Zeller were both impressive, as usual.

Tyler Harris was late and only played a little, but he was impressive. He came in and showed some serious swag against Barnes, draining two straight threes in his grill, right off the bat. It actual turned to a bit of a rivalry, Barnes went very hard against him the rest of the game. I like Harris's game, he seems ready, and thats a great sign considering how good his brother is.

Shavlik Randolph stole the show at times, he probably had the most points today. He was the only Dukie there I believe. At first I thought he was Thomas de Thaey, which would have been sweet but unfortunately not true.

The walk on Smith, who is a senior now I think, had some impressive poise and aggression considering the level of comp. Jaquan Raymond was there, but I dont think he played at all. There were several other current and former UNX players there that I didnt mention, but it was cool to see them come out.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:18 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:39 pm

LOL!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:37 am

That guy was impressed with everybody...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:52 am

So I go into the Dollar General (the only store in this one stoplight town where I work) to get some lemonade mix and I'm standing in the middle of the aisle and let out a hot silent steamer as I'm strolling along so that I'm creating a wake for it to follow in. And it's bad, even to me. So right then, with no way to stop the general waft of this cloud, a decently hot chick (for here, anyway) comes cruising around the corner walking right towards me. I had not choice but to basically turn tail and run, but I'm sure even that wasn't enough to completely stem the tide of foul air that was wafting her way. I had my product and ran to the checkout and of course some dude was taking forever to pay, mainly b/c he and the sales clerk had gotten into a rave fest about tea. "My momma made de best tea!" Etc. Until finally the guy blurted out that he likes to put tea bags in a jar with water and leave it on the porch for 2 or 3 days. Even the clerk called his lying ass on that, noting that the bags would disintegrate if you left them soaking that long. He somewhat shamefacedly tried to retract, but she wouldn't drop it. I was torn b/w wanting them to just shut up so I could get out of there and being secretly happy that he had been caught in a lie. I'm still torn....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:56 am

Well dont leave us hanging - did the hot chick gag or at least tear up some??

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:56 am

I told Stu I'd pay for his ticket the the Further (ex- Grateful Dead members) show coming to Raleigh in a couple of weeks if he would just agree to FINALLY leave the city limits of Wilson without his wife and kid for once in his life. He tentatively agreed a few weeks ago, but now I'm trying to lock down the tickets and he won't return my call. I even called his work and he wouldn't answer. Obviously his wife has made it clear that he's not allowed to go to this show with me, in her mortal fear that he may smoke some weed or something and he's too ashamed to face me now. As he should be...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:57 am

I have no idea, I ran. It wasn't gag-worthy, but certainly wince-worthy. It was a nostril burner but not a barf-inducer. You know, tangy...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:22 am

my wife is trying to rope me into taking her to a GD Def Leppard concert.

If I wanted to see a one armed drummer, I'd go down to the VFW on Saturday Night
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:53 am

hedge wrote:I have no idea, I ran. It wasn't gag-worthy, but certainly wince-worthy. It was a nostril burner but not a barf-inducer. You know, tangy...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by CAT » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:11 pm

eCat wrote:my wife is trying to rope me into taking her to a GD Def Leppard concert.

If I wanted to see a one armed drummer, I'd go down to the VFW on Saturday Night

Be nice and take your gorgeous lady to the concert!!! --she may be nice to you too!!! just take a good book and your mp3 or whatever and listen to your music! ;)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:15 pm

"just take a good book"

In eCat's case, this would be a garage door opener manual or a shipping manifest...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:59 pm

true

sad but true
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:12 pm

Didn't they cancel that concert?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:10 pm

yea but I think its rescheduled for July 27 maybe? I think that is what she said when I was trying to tune her out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:19 pm

God Speed

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:17 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:God Speed

But not too much... thats how you end up with one armed drummers.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:39 pm

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