Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

[Dr. Strangelove]

"One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take our shoes off at the airport. 31 school shooting since Columbine and not a single change in gun regulations" -- John Oliver

[10ac]

Exactly, the teachers are still not allowed to carry guns. Rediculous.

[Professor Tiger]

This might belong in the religion thread, but it is so good it needs a broader audience. JD, Sardis and I may be the only ones who get the humor, but here goes. From #TrumpBible:

And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich." #TrumpBible

And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible

Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible

"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible

"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible

I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me. #TrumpBible

There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP. #TrumpBible

Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs. #TrumpBible

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world? Everything, you losers, everything!!" #TrumpBible

And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, "Have you seen the polls? I'm like WAY ahead. It's not even close." #TrumpBible

Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country. #TrumpBible

Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem.

Paul? he's a hero bc he wrote some letters from prison? Personally I like people who weren’t captured. #TrumpBible

And a woman was there who was "bleeding out of her wherever" touched Jesus's cloak and was healed. He should charge for that. #TrumpBible

[bluetick]

Translation: Planned Parenthood has sympathetic videos. And after a detailed analysis, Planned Parenthood is exonerated. Planned Parenthood has done nothing wrong. All those videos where you saw a them discussing selling fetal body parts didn't really happen.

Your words, prof. Maybe not in their original context, but close enough, right?

[Professor Tiger]

My actual quote:

Translation: Planned Parenthood has paid sympathetic companies to investigate the videos. And after a detailed analysis, the companies paid by Planned Parenthood to exonerate Planned Parenthood have determined that Planned Parenthood has done nothing wrong. All those videos where you saw a them discussing routine infanticide and selling fetal body parts didn't really happen. Who are you going to believe? Planned Parenthood's paid "investigators" or your lying eyes?

[Johnette's Daddy]

This might belong in the religion thread, but it is so good it needs a broader audience. JD, Sardis and I may be the only ones who get the humor, but here goes. From #TrumpBible:

And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich." #TrumpBible

And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible

Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible

"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible

"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible

I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me. #TrumpBible

There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP. #TrumpBible

Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs. #TrumpBible

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world? Everything, you losers, everything!!" #TrumpBible

And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, "Have you seen the polls? I'm like WAY ahead. It's not even close." #TrumpBible

Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country. #TrumpBible

Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem.

Paul? he's a hero bc he wrote some letters from prison? Personally I like people who weren’t captured. #TrumpBible

And a woman was there who was "bleeding out of her wherever" touched Jesus's cloak and was healed. He should charge for that. #TrumpBible

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

[bluetick]

Legal Experts See No Criminal Trouble for Clinton Thus Far - Associated Press http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ ... id=U142DHP

[bluetick]

Meanwhile, at another, uh, news organization..

Report: MI6 Spy Found in Bag Inside Bathtub 'Hacked Into Secret Data About Bill Clinton' - Fox News 8/30/2015

MI6 spy Gareth Williams hacked into restricted information about former U.S. President Bill Clinton, it has been claimed. The 31-year-old codebreaker was discovered inside a padlocked bag in a bathtub at his London home in 2010, sparking a real-life mystery worthy of any 007 thriller.

[Professor Tiger]

JD, glad you enjoyed #Trumpbible. You and Sardis are the ones I thought might.

[Johnette's Daddy]

Meanwhile, at another, uh, news organization..

Report: MI6 Spy Found in Bag Inside Bathtub 'Hacked Into Secret Data About Bill Clinton' - Fox News 8/30/2015

MI6 spy Gareth Williams hacked into restricted information about former U.S. President Bill Clinton, it has been claimed. The 31-year-old codebreaker was discovered inside a padlocked bag in a bathtub at his London home in 2010, sparking a real-life mystery worthy of any 007 thriller.

Vince Foster, Jim McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Gareth Williams, et. al. . . . lesson learned?

Don't screw with the Clintons.

[innocentbystander]

JD, glad you enjoyed #Trumpbible. You and Sardis are the ones I thought might.

they were entertaining

[bluetick]

Vince Foster, Jim McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Gareth Williams, et. al. . . . lesson learned?

Don't screw with the Clintons.

Ron Brown "accidental" plane crash

[10ac]

Bubba thought it was pretty funny.

[10ac]

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[Professor Tiger]

You can solve a lot of problems with suicides in Arkansas.

[Professor Tiger]

Houma and Cheryl are getting their assistants to start their cars and taste their food these days.

[Professor Tiger]

Testing... one... two... three... testing...

[Johnette's Daddy]

Black man pulled over for having air freshener on his mirror:

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[Professor Tiger]

The officer felt threatened.

[10ac]

Happens to white guys too. We just don't whine about it.