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- innocentbystander
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Re: UCLA Bruins
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc- ... aid-080215
Why is it that Ronda Rousey is an incredibly sexy woman who look great nude, actually loves men, and she is able to completely destroy every other woman in UFC in a matter of seconds, and all the other UFC women are disgusting looking, butch, she-male lesbians?
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Why is it that Ronda Rousey is an incredibly sexy woman who look great nude, actually loves men, and she is able to completely destroy every other woman in UFC in a matter of seconds, and all the other UFC women are disgusting looking, butch, she-male lesbians?
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Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I only wish she could have 34 seconds with your sorry ass. I'm betting the chick she destroyed faired better then your pussy ass would.
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I don't know if I would last 34 seconds.Jungle Rat wrote:I only wish she could have 34 seconds with your sorry ass. I'm betting the chick she destroyed faired better then your pussy ass would.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I would beat her ass and I have never been in the ring for a second.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
She kinda reminds me of one of Jim Carrey's characters on "In Living Color"
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I started watching "Wet, Hot American Summer: The First Day on Netflix" last night. The rival camp is rich kids (everybody is at least 40 years old, playing teenagers), there are three guys who spy on the slacker camp with binoculars. They're all wearing polo shirts with popped collars (one of them is wearing 3 polo shirts, different colors, all collars popped). Yes, I thought of DS...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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5:44 mark. The guy with the yellow sweater tied over his shoulders actually looks a little like DS...
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
watch the video, call the number - you'll laugh
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
took the family for the $5 night at the movies to see Mission Impossible
good stuff
good stuff
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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People in the Lakota district get in for $4...
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Heh.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
LOL
we got a new puppy a few weeks back - some of you on facebook probably saw pictures of it.
He is without a doubt the most destructive fucking dog I've ever known
He chewed up my wife's new LG G4 phone last week. Last night I let him out, brought him up to our room, as soon as he walked into the bedroom, he jumped on the bed , straddled my wife's legs and pissed on the bedspread - and this was just after he pissed outside
so while we were changing the sheets on the bed, he went back downstairs, grabbed a cushion and ripped it open, chewing up and spitting out little pieces of foam everywhere.
This is an ongoing thing with him - television remotes, shoes, the piano bench, potted plants, Xbox headsets, computer mice , insurance papers, unopened amazon boxes - I can't even remember all the shit he's tore up.
he's a 4 legged wrecking crew.
back in the day I would have introduced Mr. Dog to Mr. Shovel but my wife loves him and even against my own inclinations, I'm still rather fond of him myself.
I'm at the point where I'm reading Ceaser Milano tips on the internet .
We bought 4 spray bottles and I've started soaking his ass everytime he does something wrong but he's mostly lab and I don't think he minds that much.
He wore my mom down to the point where she cut short her visit with us . She told my brother "I had to leave, all that damn dog wants to do is bite on you" - so maybe that's why I still like him.
we got a new puppy a few weeks back - some of you on facebook probably saw pictures of it.
He is without a doubt the most destructive fucking dog I've ever known
He chewed up my wife's new LG G4 phone last week. Last night I let him out, brought him up to our room, as soon as he walked into the bedroom, he jumped on the bed , straddled my wife's legs and pissed on the bedspread - and this was just after he pissed outside
so while we were changing the sheets on the bed, he went back downstairs, grabbed a cushion and ripped it open, chewing up and spitting out little pieces of foam everywhere.
This is an ongoing thing with him - television remotes, shoes, the piano bench, potted plants, Xbox headsets, computer mice , insurance papers, unopened amazon boxes - I can't even remember all the shit he's tore up.
he's a 4 legged wrecking crew.
back in the day I would have introduced Mr. Dog to Mr. Shovel but my wife loves him and even against my own inclinations, I'm still rather fond of him myself.
I'm at the point where I'm reading Ceaser Milano tips on the internet .
We bought 4 spray bottles and I've started soaking his ass everytime he does something wrong but he's mostly lab and I don't think he minds that much.
He wore my mom down to the point where she cut short her visit with us . She told my brother "I had to leave, all that damn dog wants to do is bite on you" - so maybe that's why I still like him.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
"We bought 4 spray bottles and I've started soaking his ass everytime he does something wrong but he's mostly lab and I don't think he minds that much."
Use ammonia...
Also, after all the successful missions, I think they should change the name from Mission: Impossible to Mission: Improbable...
Use ammonia...
Also, after all the successful missions, I think they should change the name from Mission: Impossible to Mission: Improbable...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Saw that pic on FB. He looks like trouble. Unfortunately the only way dogs learn is if you put the fear of God into them. My beagle/hound is now 2 and even if there are deer, rabbits or squirrels outside once I say stop, he stops. Because he knows he'll get smacked if he doesn't. You see the pics of him on FB. Very loyal. Never really chewed anything though because again, fear of God. The first few weeks he peed and popped inside. After a few face rubs in it he stopped and now lets me know when he needs to go out. Your wife might not like it but it works.
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family meeting tonight. its going to take a group effort to reign this mongrel in
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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"The first few weeks he peed and pooped inside."
Once again, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Once again, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I wear depends now.
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"Last night I let him out, brought him up to our room, as soon as he walked into the bedroom, he jumped on the bed , straddled my wife's legs and pissed on the bedspread"
He's marking his territory and he will continue to behave that way until you are gone. It will be a tough decision for your wife.
He's marking his territory and he will continue to behave that way until you are gone. It will be a tough decision for your wife.