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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by dave_rickart » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:44 am

from sandbaggery to cocksucking accusations? must be the offseason.....
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:51 am

AA can dish it out ("your blatant racism") but he freaks out at a couple of funny pictures that do not portray Bama football in a positive light.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:42 am

I didn't "freak out," you moronic apostatic hypocrite. Go bear false witness elsewhere.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:49 am

AA:

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:56 am

Hello...is it me you're looking for.....
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:54 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Nick Saban PERSONALLY bought Reed's family Chargers. Sure, he's a 3-star juco, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Jesus Christ, DS.
I took it as bullshit and posted it here tongue-in-cheek.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:02 pm

(I know, DS, I am trying to pick fights. Don't disrupt the narrative)

WELL, FUCK YOU, DS!
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:05 pm

Hey AA, how do you think Bama will do this year?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:27 pm

Decent. New QB. Issues in the secondary. 9-3/10-2.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Aug 21, 2015 3:46 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:(I know, DS, I am trying to pick fights. Don't disrupt the narrative)

WELL, FUCK YOU, DS!
Heh. Hope you are doing well. Haven't seen you around here as much, but, then again, between work, married life and dad (had yet another near death experience with him), I have been busy.

BTW, if the kid's family has a bunch of cars as a direct result of him playing for Bama (which I don't think is true), then I am happy for them. The kid should be compensated for what he does.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by The Gray Ghost » Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:56 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Decent. New QB. Issues in the secondary. 9-3/10-2.
Understated sandbaggery with a minimalistic Calvin Coolidge-like delivery. Master of his craft.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:23 pm

Hemingway-esque.

Pure genius. This is going straight to the Sandbagging Hall of Fame in Six Toe, AL.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:58 pm

How is 10-2 sandbagging with a first-year QB and the schedule we face?


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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Aug 22, 2015 8:33 pm

And on top of it all, he's also modest.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:12 am

AlabamAlum wrote:How is 10-2 sandbagging with a first-year QB and the schedule we face?
I was kinda thinking the same thing. Even if Bama goes 11-1 or even 12-0, predicting 10-2 isn't any kind of massive sandbag. Also, I doubt many are predicting 12-0, for the reasons cited...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:55 am

Hedge, when did you become the voice of reason in CFB? Crazy times, gents. Crazy times...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:28 pm

hedge wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:How is 10-2 sandbagging with a first-year QB and the schedule we face?
I was kinda thinking the same thing. Even if Bama goes 11-1 or even 12-0, predicting 10-2 isn't any kind of massive sandbag. Also, I doubt many are predicting 12-0, for the reasons cited...
10-2 or 9-3 IS sandbagging for AA and Bama. Such a season is the lowest of the low that they can possibly contemplate. That record assumes the entire starting lineup came down with Ebola.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:42 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Hedge, when did you become the voice of reason in CFB? Crazy times, gents. Crazy times...
He's obviously back on the smack.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 24, 2015 8:55 am

AP Top 10. I would filp Alabama and Auburn and replace Georgia with a team that has a QB.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:07 pm

No proven QB. A defense that has been horrific for six straight years. Key losses, injuries and discipline problems. A murderer's row of a schedule. No way Auburn should be in the top 10. Maybe even the top 20.
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