Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

[Johnette's Daddy]

my ex-wife's brain is so beautiful, so sexy. She has a sexy brain.

Why did you divorce her? She obviously isn't allowed to divorce you.

For that matter, I thought you didn't believe in divorce.

I had to divorce her. She kept trying to stick her erect Adam's Apple in my anus.

Instead of her penis?

[Professor Tiger]

50 Shades of IB.

[bluetick]

Actually the teaparty crazy guy planned the theatre shooting ahead of time, with switched license plates and disguises. There's no indication that a cellphone set him off. It's just as likely that Hillary's emails lit the fuse.

[Professor Tiger]

At least he died yelling "Roll Damn Tide" instead of "Allahu Akbar."

[bluetick]

Seeing as how he bought his gun in Phenix City...it's more likely people heard "War Damn Eagle!"

[Johnette's Daddy]

Seeing as how he bought his gun in Phenix City...it's more likely people heard "War Damn Eagle!"

Most of his criminal activity was committed across the 13th Street Bridge in Columbus, yet he attacked a theater in Louisiana?

My guess is he yelled "Eff the SEC!"

[Professor Tiger]

Nah. Bama fans are the ones who do crazy violent stuff like throwing bricks through their head coach's office window, sexually assaulting unconscious rival fans in Krystal's, poisoning 100 year old oak trees, shooting their fellow fans at parties who don't show enough anger after a loss, etc.

Auburn fans don't do stuff like that. For that matter, NOBODY else's fans do stuff like that.

[Professor Tiger]

My personal favorite:

[youtube]PHJg1XrlNXQ[/youtube]

[sardis]

Alabama women seem quite desperate for attention.

[Professor Tiger]

Google "Phyllis from Mulga," listen, and enjoy.

[Toemeesleather]

...But now some workers in Seattle are finding that the higher wage is forcing them off the welfare programs they would rather stay enrolled in and, instead of celebrating their higher income, they are imposing fewer work hours on themselves in order to stay on assistance.

Seattle’s KIRO-TV recently spoke to a nursing nonprofit that admitted that some workers are trying to cut hours and earn less to avoid losing assistance. In another case, a local radio station has been talking about the story.

“If they cut down their hours to stay on those subsidies because the $15 per hour minimum wage didn’t actually help get them out of poverty, all you’ve done is put a burden on the business and given false hope to a lot of people,” said KIRO-FM’s Jason Rantz said this week.

There have been other unforeseen consequences to the higher wage. Some restaurants are tacking on a 15 percent surcharge onto customer’s bills in order to avoid firing workers.

Other stores, restaurants, and small businesses are simply closing down because they can’t afford the wage hike. By March of this year, for instance, restaurant closings increased at a much higher than average rate in Seattle.

Many restaurants noted that the new wage put labor costs at nearly 50 percent of operating costs, and that made profit margins disappear.

[AlabamAlum]

Nah. Bama fans are the ones who do crazy violent stuff like throwing bricks through their head coach's office window, sexually assaulting unconscious rival fans in Krystal's, poisoning 100 year old oak trees, shooting their fellow fans at parties who don't show enough anger after a loss, etc.

Auburn fans don't do stuff like that. For that matter, NOBODY else's fans do stuff like that.

No offense, but you're a fucking idiot.

[Professor Tiger]

So Bama fans didn't throw a brick through their coach's office window, sexually assault an unconscious rival fan in a Krystal's, poison 100 year old oak trees, shoot their fellow Bama fans at a party for not being angry enough at the loss, etc?

[aTm]

I think his implication is that there is a tree poisoner in every fan base...

[Toemeesleather]

Killing a lion in Africa, worthy of leading the news on all networks, outrage sparked all over.....

Killing a baby, harvesting body parts for sell......meh.

[Toemeesleather]

Death threats have been sent to the American dentist who killed Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe earlier this month amid growing anger over the protected animal's slaughter.

Tributes to the butchered lion have poured in thousands of miles away at Dr Walter Palmer's office in Bloomington, Minnesota, where protesters dressed as 'dentist hunters' also threw stuffed lions at his house.



Damned rwnj teabaggers.

[sardis]

"Liberals think of themselves as very open-minded, but that’s simply not true! Liberalism has sadly become a knee-jerk ideology, with people barricaded in their comfortable little cells. They think that their views are the only rational ones, and everyone else is not only evil but financed by the Koch brothers. It’s so simplistic!"

http://www.salon.com/2015/07/29/camille ... _not_true/

[Professor Tiger]

I like her other article noting the similarities between the sex habits of Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton.

[Professor Tiger]

I think his implication is that there is a tree poisoner in every fan base...

So I'm supposed to believe fans of other programs do that kind of thing all the time. Like all the times that a Miss. State fan poisoned trees in the grove at Ole Miss, and all the times Tennessee fans through bricks through Dooley's window, and all the times Florida fans sexually assaulted passed-out Georgia fans after the WLOCP, or all the times an Ohio State fan shot another Ohio State for lack of outrage after losing to Michigan.

Yeah, that kind of thing always happens in every CFB fan base.

[Professor Tiger]

Well, to be fair, aTm football players ate Bevo, the University of Texas Longhorn mascot. But that was back in the '20's.

And Jackie Sherrill did castrate a bull before his Miss State Bulldogs played Texas.

I guess there was just too much Aggie/Bulldog in them.