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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:31 pm

what was he rated out of High School?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:49 pm

Just at a quick glance, he was #12 at ESPN and #19 at Rivals...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:56 pm

hedge wrote:Better than Rat, though. The bar doesn't get much lower than "I took a dump on my neighbor's porch last night"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:58 pm

I took a dump in Hedgies mouth last night
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Post by eCat » Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:40 pm

CalIpari is going to have to share the recruiting space............

The five-star prospect from St. Louis has committed to Duke, the reigning national champions. Jayson Tatum chose Duke over Kentucky, St. Louis and North Carolina.

Tatum and the No. 1 ranked player in the 2016 class, Harry Giles, have been rumored to be thinking about becoming a package deal. Let’s hope the Calipari can work his magic and not let this become a reality.

Evan Daniels of Scout.com reported that the Duke staff did an in-home visit with Tatum a day after winning the national title and brought the trophy with them. Daniels believes that the deal has been done since.
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Post by crotch » Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:41 pm

Look for Dook to go on a run of 3 or 4 national championships in a row over the next 5 years.. Then K will retire. K has equaled Calipari in the recruiting wars now but he is twice the bench coach that Calipari is. If he had Cal's last 4 teams, K would have won at least 2 and possibly 3 titles with them.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:58 pm

Funny how UNC was behind St. Louis
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:17 pm

Duke players don't win NBA championships, though.
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Post by Dave23 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:42 pm

Duke is probably going to get Austin Nichols as well, after he sits out a year...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:58 pm

Duke University sued John Wayne telling him he couldn't sell his Kentucky Bourbon under the "Duke" name without his picture.

John Wayne's lawyers stated that if Duke was indeed a brand name, that he was more popular than the University.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:36 pm

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from KSR

You’re looking at the bottom part of page 145 of the ACC Media Guide, which was distributed today at ACC Kickoff (their version of Media Days). The guide, which was clearly NOT combed over well by a proofreader, was also posted online, where you can see “F*** THIS S***” clearly on display underneath poor Wake Forest’s 3-9 record from last year. (I blurred the original for our younger readers.)

This is what happens when you let Louisville in to your league, folks.

actual link as of now
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:45 am

I guess he wasn't worried about his younger readers seeing the word "shit"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:59 am

maybe the Wake Forest QB was in charge of the ACC media guide this year
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:22 am

Looks like Psycho T has found another bench to warm.

http://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/tyle ... ets-072215
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:50 pm

hedge wrote:I guess he wasn't worried about his younger readers seeing the word "shit"...
Who does anymore?
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:31 am

sardis wrote:Looks like Psycho T has found another bench to warm.

http://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/tyle ... ets-072215
And the bars in Charlotte will see a drastic increase in revenue...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:44 am

And they're out.

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketb ... al-bracket
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Post by sardis » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:57 am

The kid just ain't into it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEG_Y5pHJb0
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:04 am

He looks like one of those soldiers who was given LSD and then just stopped doing anything...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:51 pm

that was my daughters first day of lacrosse only she was crying while she was standing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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