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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:01 pm

UM is under the NCAA microscope these days, so they can't do the crazy stuff they used to do. Without the hookers, limousines, white powder on mirrors, AK-47's, cigarette boats, etc. the Canes aren't as attractive to young athletes as they used to be. That is having its effect on their recruiting and overall success.

Same thing happened to Nebraska when the NCAA cracked down on the 'roids.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by bluetick » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:26 pm

Some talking head gave his three biggest busts recruiting-wise for the 2015 class as 3) Miami, 2) Oregon, and 1) Michigan. He said pretty much the same - too big a cloud for too long over the program leading to antiseptic recruiting, and people are looking sideways at Golden.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by KeviNole » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:48 pm

It's hard to judge Michigan - I doubt Brady Hoke was doing much recruiting, knowing he was a dead man walking, and Harbaugh likely didn't have much of a network from several years ago while at a school that doesn't recruit well anyway. He'll need a top 20 type of class next year or he might be in some trouble (not job security, just on-field performance), as anOSU and Penn State recruit the north very well already.

Oregon has feasted on USCw and UCLA being down for several years, now that they are back, you'll see UO dropping back significantly.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:55 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I wish you were penetrated, with a pitch fork
That was pretty good, actually...
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:49 pm

Shut the fuck up.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:47 pm

KeviNole wrote:It's hard to judge Michigan - I doubt Brady Hoke was doing much recruiting, knowing he was a dead man walking, and Harbaugh likely didn't have much of a network from several years ago while at a school that doesn't recruit well anyway. He'll need a top 20 type of class next year or he might be in some trouble (not job security, just on-field performance), as anOSU and Penn State recruit the north very well already.

Oregon has feasted on USCw and UCLA being down for several years, now that they are back, you'll see UO dropping back significantly.
Much as I hate to defend anything Michigan, I agree. I think they deserve a 'pass' for this year at least.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:26 pm

NSD headline of the day:

"How Florida paid $6M to Have Its Recruiting Class Ravaged By Will Muschamp"

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2354 ... l-muschamp
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:59 pm

In the end they only have stars next to their name. What they do next will write the story.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:16 pm

True. The poor performance of Gene Chizik's 4 and 5 star recruits is a cautionary tale.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:04 pm

Interesting article about former OC Tony Franklin:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index. ... _offe.html

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:38 pm

I thought this 2013 level of Alabama fan lunacy would go unrivaled for awhile:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/03/wo ... pset-over/

It may have been surpassed:

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/0 ... urt_u.html
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 13, 2015 8:46 pm

Two drunken fans after one blocks the other from leaving, and they fight. And you want to make hay with it?

Idiotic.

You must not have been to too many football games. Drunken fans fight. Worst fight I've seen was at Jordan-Hare between a drunk Tiger and a drunk Tide fan. Yes, the Bama guy got his ass kicked. He just didn't fall into traffic when he went down, you ridiculous moron.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:56 pm

Testy

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by hedge » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:06 am

Yeah, kinda odd to rate somebody getting shot as being surpassed by a simple brawl, even if the latter ended (accidentally) tragically
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by hedge » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:08 am

Also, it appears the incident you cite as surpassing the other one occurred prior to it, so I don't see how it could be called "surpassing" something that happened afterwards...
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:06 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Testy
Must be constipated again.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:42 pm

Very Freudian that you immediately think of my bowels.

Tell me about the relationship you have with your mother. Also, expand on any feelings of inadequacy and how you never really felt like "one of the regular guys."

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:45 pm

Speak for yourself...
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:39 pm

Why is AA talking about my testicles?

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:54 pm

All my life, I always knew that I was Bo Jackson. I have finally decided to let my "greatest athlete of all time" come out. From now on, you must address me as Bo Jackson. And celebrate my courage.
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