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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:30 pm

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plus you might not notice you only get blowjobs on your birthday and Xmas eve now
That's at least 5 years and 1 kid away. Hopefully for his sake anyway.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:55 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:54 pm

Congrats DS. You really should follow Rat's advice on the travel and spend time recommendation before kids...but you won't. My guess is you'll have one within less than 2 years and another 12 - 18 months after that. If the bride is 37, you won't have much of a say on it.

Just know that when kids come, your life is ruined. They will destroy your old 'non-kids' life and create a new one. Embrace that new one...otherwise you'll grow bitter and crazy. That's not good for the kids or you (or your marriage).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:57 pm

Bklyn wrote:Congrats DS. You really should follow Rat's advice on the travel and spend time recommendation before kids...but you won't. My guess is you'll have one within less than 2 years and another 12 - 18 months after that. If the bride is 37, you won't have much of a say on it.

Just know that when kids come, your life is ruined. They will destroy your old 'non-kids' life and create a new one. Embrace that new one...otherwise you'll grow bitter and crazy. That's not good for the kids or you (or your marriage).

I won't even give them 14 months.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:20 pm

What if he shoots blanks?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:44 am

Don't let'em fuck with you DS. I've been married for 20 years this August.

It is simple. Know the boiling points, don't be afraid to say NO and stick to it, and don't be afraid to do the things that make you happy.

Allow her those same options and you will be fine.

Also the longer you go, it is cheaper to keep her.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:14 am

" don't be afraid to say NO and stick to it, and don't be afraid to do the things that make you happy."

divorce court in 3....2......1
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:30 am

Usually, a month is good enough time to get established and bring up the "open marriage" concept.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:59 am

BRM is only saying this because his wife is standing behind him.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:05 am

It's all relative. I mean, how can you tell if you're standing "behind" Mt. Everest?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:10 am

I was thinking more like slumped in the corner needing some more air.

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:50 am

sardis wrote:Usually, a month is good enough time to get established and bring up the "open marriage" concept.
There is a large contingent of swingers in our neighborhood who also frequent the club. I will check into at dinner tomorrow night...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:52 pm

That's just one issue.

Now selling China ICBM technology - that's another issue...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:01 pm

Aren't all people in trailer parks considered swingers?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:33 am

What does (do?) a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? Somebody always loses a trailer...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:26 pm

hedge wrote:
Despite Mike Krzyzewski producing the second-most NBA players in league history, former Duke players have only won two NBA championships—Danny Ferry in 2003 and Jeff Mullins in 1975 (before Coach K). That is every bit as shocking to me as the astounding number Carolina has won.

Even more impressive is that UNC products continue to produce NBA championships beyond their playing years. Including general managers and coaches, UNC has produced a total of 42 titles."

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1188 ... mpionships

This post stuck with me and I just remembered that Shane Battier gravy trained a championship, or two, with Miami. So the updated list would have a whopping TWO ex-players who won a chip...and none of them were starring players (although Battier hit some crucial threes to down San Antonio).

Eff Duke. That's why I don't want the Lakers to draft Okafor. He's soft as a mammary. I don't want the Coach K curse on my beloved Lakeshow.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:52 pm

UNC has been very good to your Lakeshow...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:38 pm

True indeed. From Big Game James to Big Smooth to Foxy...they have contributed to plenty of Finals appearances. Kupchak on the player and management side, too.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:14 pm

Wayne Ellington's career, such as it was, seems to have been rejuvenated (or maybe, rather, juvenated) in LA as well. Obviously not putting him anywhere near the level of those others, but just sayin...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:34 pm

Weren't we just ripping on DS a bit ago?

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