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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:05 am

I'm not going to bash Jenner for it but damn

seems like a waste. Dude should have been a world class pussy wrangler after being on a wheaties box. The closest thing we have to the real life Dos Equis guy.
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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:13 am

I don't even want to get into the details of how this shit works, but in general, what do they do? Cut a hole into your taint? Do they remove the dick and balls? Damn...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:15 am

I figure they take the sensitive part of your dick head and turn that into a clit

as least that's what I'd gathered from watching South Park.
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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:19 am

Missed opportunity for "I saw this on an episode of South Park, I'll handle this"...

Still, what about the hole? Or does she have to just settle for getting her transformed clit tickled the rest of her life? Or, well, taking it in the ass? Again, damn...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:22 am

hell I don't know

all I know is I'm getting a camera up my dickhole in the next couple of weeks so I'm gonna feel like Bruce Jenner anyways.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:24 am

eCat wrote:hell I don't know

all I know is I'm getting a camera up my dickhole in the next couple of weeks so I'm gonna feel like Bruce Jenner anyways.
Reminds me of the ol' Cheech and Chong peter rooter bit.

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:59 pm

do you suffer from the drip drip drip of gonorrhea?

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:55 pm

hedge wrote:Missed opportunity for "I saw this on an episode of South Park, I'll handle this"...

Still, what about the hole? Or does she have to just settle for getting her transformed clit tickled the rest of her life? Or, well, taking it in the ass? Again, damn...
My understanding is that the penile shaft is largely mutilated, but left attached, and is used for the labia and as the "casing" within the vaginal cavity. Like e said, a bit of the penis (with the requisite amount of nerve endings), is left around for the clitoris. The balls probably shrink dramatically with the hormone treatments, so whatever is left over is probably used to make a nice tea cozy, or some shit. I don't know. It may be like how the Cherokee did things, where you use all of the buffalo.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:35 pm

I'm not sure this is a good idea

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Post by Owlman » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:11 pm

hedge wrote:I don't even want to get into the details of how this shit works, but in general, what do they do? Cut a hole into your taint? Do they remove the dick and balls? Damn...
They cut the dick down to the balls. Take out the balls and all but the nerve endings on the penis. This they make into a clitoris. Then they take a triangle wedge off of each thigh including muscle and vessels, invert it, burrow it through where the balls were. They then sew that together to make the vagina so that the skin from the thigh becomes the vagina.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:54 pm

I thought he/she wasn't having that surgery.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:35 pm

No need for the question mark. It definitely is, at least as it relates to police (informal) policy of arrests with same sex couples.
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Post by sardis » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:17 pm

Ray Rice is going to hunt you down...

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He doesn't have the gas money to get to me.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:32 pm

The cops need to simply go with the one with the worst injuries stays home. In any DV case.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:31 pm

HBO's "Vice" on Monsanto....just, damn. I didn't think I could hate a corporation more. I was wrong.
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Post by Saint » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:26 am

My only thought about Jenner is that I felt she looked a lot like Jessica Lange. Then a story about the resemblance popped up on Yahoo and I realized that Jessica Lange looks more like a transsexual than Jenner does, although the latter had the benefit of Annie Leibowitz taking her picture.

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Post by Saint » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:32 am

AlabamAlum wrote:HBO's "Vice" on Monsanto....just, damn. I didn't think I could hate a corporation more. I was wrong.

You're just now getting hip to the fact that Monsanto is pure evil.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:43 am

it takes a special kind of person to go work for them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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