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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:25 pm

Is that the next cover on the Wheaties box?

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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:29 pm

please let Kanye write a song about this
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Post by hedge » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:33 pm

Damn, I hate to say it, but (s)he kinda looks like Mariska Hargitay. Which is kinda going to fuck it up for me next time I watch an episode of SVU...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:36 pm

I'm still up in the air about the whole thing. It's just fucking weird.

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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:38 pm

It will be a concerted effort for me to use "she" .

just how I am.
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Post by sardis » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:39 pm

I'm sorry, the good Lord gave that guy the looks and athletic ability so he could ride a former model and her offspring's financial coattails to wealth, shack up with the best looking of the Hee Haw girls, plus many other undocumented dalliances at the Playboy mansion and movie sets. Now, he says God made a mistake by making him a man. Well, just go ahead and stamp Ichabod on his forehead, the ungrateful pissant.

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:43 pm

To each his own, but the best I could do is just not use a pronoun when referring to "Caitlyn." The question is, is he a lesbian or into men? I never did see the Sawyer interview, so I don't know if they covered that ground.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:45 pm

Also...

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[spoiler=]They made Walking Dead look like a puppet show. Also, I think that boy is gonna Kennard somebody...not Snow, although he may try to and someone else will take the arrow. The kid is just getting too much airtime talking about this Wildling decision to just let it pass.[/spoiler]
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:47 pm

I'm okay with using whatever gender designation someone wants. It's just none of my concern. If Jenner wants to be called "she," I couldn't care less. She it is. Caitlyn, Mondo, Lord of Tyrellion...whatever, makes no difference to me.
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:50 pm

I've been "out-progressived" by an old Bama Republican white dude. FML.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:57 pm

I'm not a Republican.
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:07 pm

Don't fuck with my narrative, greyback!
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:12 pm

Hahaha.

Okay, republican it is.
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:15 pm

Thank you. I mean, if I can let Rat call me Marcus from time to time, you can handle the disrespect of being called a member of the GOP.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:38 pm

Shaddup Marcus.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:40 pm

I though it was D'Marcus.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:46 am

It has to be photo-shopped. Look at the upper neck on shim's right
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Post by aTm » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:55 am

All magazine covers are photoshopped.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:57 am

He'll take modeling jobs away from his daughters
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:25 am

supposed getting the Arthur ashe espy for courage award and will show up with the family next month

that should be given for people battling life threatening disease not for guys with dicks who want to grow tits

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