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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Wed May 06, 2015 11:47 am

I don't mind chilled tequila, I just don't like watery tequila...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by DooKSucks » Wed May 06, 2015 3:06 pm

I had plenty of patron at my party on Saturday. Drinking beginning mid-day through the wee hours of the morning is hell to recover from even at 30...I don't know what I will do if I make it to 50...
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Post by hedge » Wed May 06, 2015 3:17 pm

You'll figure it out...
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed May 06, 2015 3:22 pm

The next morning started out rough. At 6:00 am I woke up with something that could only be described as the first cousin to Montezuma's Revenge. After that, I took a shower and puked while in the shower. It was a split second strategic decision. It was risk spraying the bathroom en route to the safety of the toilet or keep the damage confined to the shower. I opted for the safe play of the shower. Great decision at the time, horrible decision once I realized the smell would be lingering all morning despite the massive amount of Clorox and Lysol used during the clean up. My fiancé was not happy when she opened the shower door that morning only to be greeted by the rancid stinging smell of vomit in the drain.
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Post by hedge » Wed May 06, 2015 4:58 pm

That's a stout vomit that can claim victory over Clorox...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 06, 2015 5:12 pm

Considering the size of his stomach I can see that. It must have been hard pushing those steak chunks through the drain holes.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu May 07, 2015 2:14 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Considering the size of his stomach I can see that. It must have been hard pushing those steak chunks through the drain holes.
Indeed it was. I gave up and started just picking up the pieces of brisket with wads of toilet paper.
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Post by Saint » Sat May 09, 2015 1:09 am

dumbass, just keep the water running and the vomit smell washes away. Are your showers just 3 min. long?

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Post by DooKSucks » Sat May 09, 2015 12:58 pm

I did keep the water running, but I was still slightly impaired due to the plethora of Patron shots, a tasty mid day drink called a Transfusion, case of coor's light and some shots of Wild Turkey for good measure.
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Post by eCat » Mon May 11, 2015 6:45 pm

me and the boy going tree climbing this weekend

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me and the boy about 15 minutes before we decided this was dumb and quit

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 11, 2015 7:50 pm

That's not how you climb a tree. Unless you're a girl.

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Post by hedge » Mon May 11, 2015 8:38 pm

That looks interesting. I have been trimming low branches around the yard the past few weeks (I say low - as high as I can get an extension ladder to go), but there are ones slightly above that I can't reach. That would be a perfect way to get to them...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by 10ac » Mon May 11, 2015 8:51 pm

I hope you're using a chainsaw.
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Post by eCat » Mon May 11, 2015 9:08 pm

admittedly the tree wasn't very intimidating. I was expecting some redwood sized monster and it was just a well balanced sycamore that was probably 50 foot tall, but this was about learning the technique - how to climb using the foot loop and slip knot
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Tue May 12, 2015 12:48 am

Man, you look eerily like Logan in that photo.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Tue May 12, 2015 12:50 am

Who's the gal with the big ol' thick calves and little neck stamp tat?

Also, that shit looks like it would seriously create a hazard with regard to your nuts.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Tue May 12, 2015 6:15 am

Saint wrote:Who's the gal with the big ol' thick calves and little neck stamp tat?

Also, that shit looks like it would seriously create a hazard with regard to your nuts.

she was part of the crew that set us up - no idea who she was
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by sardis » Tue May 12, 2015 9:00 am

That's got to be filed under the "What the hell has happened to our society" file.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by crashcourse » Tue May 12, 2015 9:27 am

looks like a cliff rapelling (sp)set up

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue May 12, 2015 9:35 am

Saint wrote:Man, you look eerily like Logan in that photo.
More to the point, just like in the machine gun photo, eCat has the same relentless set to his jaw and purse to his lips, with forearm up and across the body in an instinctively defensive posture...
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