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Post by Owlman » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:47 pm

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Police: Mother held naked Twister party for minors, claims she was raped by daughter’s boyfriend
By Tyler White | April 15, 2015


http://www.chron.com/news/local/article ... to-7598224

What started out as a Georgia mother hosting a naked Twister party with weed and alcohol for her daughter and her male friends eventually led to the mother being allegedly raped by her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend, according to a police report obtained by the San Antonio Express-News.

Rachel Lynn Lehnardt, 35, allegedly shared this story with her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, who promptly notified the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office in Augusta, Georgia, of the incident on Saturday.

The sponsor claims Lehnardt met with her for coffee on April 10 to discuss her sobriety, having recently drank following the loss of custody of her five children. The children were taken away from her April 6 after word of an incident made its way to authorities.

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Lehnardt’s alleged story states her 16-year-old daughter contacted her asking if she could “party” at the house, which Lehnardt responded to with the text, “Come on, let’s party.” The daughter and several friends were allowed to smoke marijuana and drink alcohol provided by the mother. The group then started a game of naked Twister in the living room, and Lehnardt allegedly had sex with an 18-year-old boy at the party sometime after that in a bathroom.

The sponsor said Lehnardt was still feeling “horny” following the sexual encounter with the 18-year-old, and gathered sex toys from her bedroom and began using them on herself in front of the other people at the party. Lehnardt allegedly claimed she was asleep later that night when she woke up at about 3:30 a.m. and felt someone having sex with her. She said her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend was having sex with her.

The sponsor then said Lehnardt had spoken with her daughter, who said she felt guilty because if she could sexually perform for her boyfriend, then “he wouldn’t have needed to rape her mother,” according to the police report.

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The mother also allegedly shared pornographic photos with her daughter, including photos of her having sex with her current boyfriend.

Lehnardt faces charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and posted her $3,200 bond, according to the Augusta Chronicle.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:38 am

That AA sponsor should be ashamed. He broke that lady's confidence by going to the police. Just think of the trouble Rat would be in if his sponsor went to the police after every session with him...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:52 am

Leave me outta that.
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:57 am

would totally do the mom
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:26 am

Fuck yeah!! She is my kinda party.
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Post by Saint » Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:03 am

Agreed, that AA sponsor should get some time with some "pipe-hitting niggas"

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:53 am

Wait. I thought Hedge was my sponsor?

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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:06 pm

Rest easy, Rat. Your secrets are safe with me...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:12 pm

Yeah. Doubtful

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:09 am

I'm getting an education on the modern cost of prom.

My son's tuxedo rental costs more than I spent on a tux rental, prom tickets, dinner for 2 and alcohol combined in 1983.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:59 am

Make him wear yours, he can play it off like oversized is the cool look this year, like David Byrne in the 80's...
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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:00 am

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:02 am

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:38 am

it would look like that too.

He wears a 40 slim, I'm somewhere north of 48.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:19 am

Yeah. My daughter is going to two proms. Moeller and Sycamore. That shits expensive.

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:33 am

Make sure she's taken her pill or it's really going to be expensive, Grandpa Rat.

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:35 am

where did you for dinner on prom night, e?

I remember both years of prom my dates got even more baked than I did. One of them had to go home early she got so high and the other spent the night standing at the snack table at prom stuffing her skinny face with chips and dip.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:56 am

Saint wrote:Make sure she's taken her pill or it's really going to be expensive, Grandpa Rat.
I honestly don't think she's ever even kissed a guy before. But she's 18 now so I got her that far.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:58 am

I wasn't a fan of prom. I went my senior year only because my girlfriend who was a junior wanted to. I was perfectly happy just heading straight to the hotel with the tub filled with beer.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:30 pm

I see nothing has changed...
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