Ostensibly Hoops

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:30 pm

I bought some scotch the other day called Dimple Pinch...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:34 pm

Oakley's head must weigh 80 lbs

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:51 pm

She wants her some Oak Tree...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:03 pm

Is that Oakleys bitch or Jordans? Wasn't sure.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:19 am

Jordan used to wear those little rattan Chinese loafers all those black dudes in the '80s used to love so much.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:38 am

I still dont see how MJ could sit so comfortably on that chair with David Stern lips sucking on his asshole all the time. Perhaps he has perfected it since it have been happening for a long time.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:34 am

Damn you're bitter. Sorry your whiteboy Indiana hero Steve Alford was a loser faggot...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:34 am

Mention of Harrison Barnes and Doran Lamb...

http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketba ... from-three

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:22 pm

hedge wrote:Damn you're bitter. Sorry your whiteboy Indiana hero Steve Alford was a loser faggot...

Cracker please.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:00 pm

youtube of the NC Pro-Am, which featured 11 current and former Tar Heels, with the following highlight reel from all three games. Carolina is definitely going to go undefeated this year. Barnes is a monster. Strickland and McDonald will be vastly improved and would be the star of the team on any other team in the country, including UK. For us they're secondary players. I doubt anybody loses by less than 10 to us this year....

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eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:53 pm

weird they keep saying Anthony Davis will probably be #1 in the draft

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:04 pm

Yep, and that'll be UK's only "victory" once again next year. Congrats on that...

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hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:07 pm

Wouldn't let that embed, it's too brutal watching Harrison Barnes destroy all competition. UK's skinny ass freshman Davis is going to suck goat balls...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:11 pm

fixed it for you

can't include the & or anything after it

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:49 pm

Mighty generous of ye, considering the content...

Bluecat · Post by **Bluecat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:03 pm

I'd be much more eager for next year to begin too, had my team taken an ass-kicking from their rival with the Final Four on the line in March. As it is, I'm still pretty eager for the season to begin. But, during these slow, hot days of summer, I can pass the time by popping in the videotape of the last time UK and UNC met on the court.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:10 pm

if I was actually concerned about UNC this year I wouldn't be so anxious.

At this point I'm all for giving you enough rope.

Its even sweeter to beat a UNC team that is good

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:16 pm

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there are several of these on youtube

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:15 pm

"I'd be much more eager for next year to begin too, had my team taken an ass-kicking blahblahblah"

Yeah, and you'd be much more eager for next year to begin if you knew your team was going to go undefeated. But you know that Carolina is the team that is going to go undefeated, and will lay claim to the greatest team in college hoops history, and wipe our asses on UK's face when we come to Rupp and whip your ass in December while you whine about the refs and are stuck with an overrated class. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

The Anti k* · Post by The Anti k* » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:23 pm

So which holler/hollow (however y'all spell that) is Kenny Powers from? Come on, that Kentucky Waterfall he's sportin' was a dead giveaway.

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