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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:45 pm

Yeah. I'm gonna need your SS# for my bank to transfer funds as well.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:44 pm

eCat wrote:I want Thon Maker at UK

glad Poythress is staying as well as Lee.
.........from Jerry Meyer: “I have Stephen Zimmerman and Thon Maker to Kentucky now. Jaylen Brown, Brandon Ingram, Malik Newman, Cheick Diallo all possible.”

After watching Zimmerman several times on TV, I'm unimpressed...Evidently Calipari sees something I don't... too skinny with limited skills and seems a step slow to me.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:51 pm

I am jealous of Calipari's recruiting success since he got to Lexington, but man, I'd have a hard time accepting losing seven players at one time. Up until now, all the guys who've left early were arguably ready (sans maybe Daniel Orton), but this...I'd have a hard time losing one year role players as a Kentucky fan. I thought for sure Booker would return and live it up as an All-American for a year.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:36 pm

The Anti k* wrote:I am jealous of Calipari's recruiting success since he got to Lexington, but man, I'd have a hard time accepting losing seven players at one time. Up until now, all the guys who've left early were arguably ready (sans maybe Daniel Orton), but this...I'd have a hard time losing one year role players as a Kentucky fan. I thought for sure Booker would return and live it up as an All-American for a year.

as long as we get 4-6 replacements we don't really care (for now anyways)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:24 am

aTm wrote:AA came in second. Everyone else owes me $50.
So you are JJ and AA is Jeffrey G? Who is Marcus? Brook?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:41 am

I prefer "Joffrey".
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:58 am

Hedge is banned for using real names.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:11 am

Is it to later for Joffrey to get in?

Jeffrey G is not Joffrey

will the real Jeffrey G please stand up please stand up

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:11 am

Don't let him back in either. Posting real names here is like a player betting on baseball. It cannot be accepted.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:35 pm

Whatever you say, Robert James...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:38 pm

You too Marcus.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:28 am

hedge wrote:Who is Marcus? Brook?
That's racist.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:33 am

Haha.

Brook is D'Marcus Jefferson.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:35 am

Fuckin hedge

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:39 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Haha.

Brook is D'Marcus Jefferson.
It would have to be "D' or La" something followed by an early US President name. That is how you signal the black dude in the room.

Et tu hedgé?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:20 am

It was a process of elimination. I guess it could've been DS, he's the only other person still posting that I couldn't account for besides you...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:45 am

You're about as dumb as a shoe.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:52 am

On another note, I have now traced my ancestry back to Henry VII on one side and William the Conqueror on another and, a little farther back, Charlemagne. So ya'll don't have to address me as Lord Hedgerton anymore. "Your Highness" will suffice...

I also found a Philip the Large and his grandfather, Philip the Red, as well as Owain, Lord of Maelor Vaghan (sounds like somebody from Game of Thrones). There was also one Count Foulques the Rude in there...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:35 am

So, you mean your last name used to be Snow?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:15 pm

I see Hedge is back on the meth Marcus

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