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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:24 pm

luckily she didn't notice the chew marks

on a bright note she started varsity tonight and scored a goal
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:01 pm

Nice

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Post by Saint » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:02 am

Dog's saliva is cleaner than Rat's

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:14 am

Fair

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:09 pm

Some of those were not "selfies."

He was just tired of fucking her, that's all.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:09 pm

World's Biggest And Best Fire Fart Compilation:

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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:39 am

Part of an email I got from Logan this morning:

"Plus I swear that this was said to me today while I was working outside

'Pops, can you come back inside? We are horny '

Just get here"
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Post by hedge » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:03 pm

Cormac McCarthy twitter feed...

https://twitter.com/imaginarycormac
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:05 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:23 am

eCat, are either of your emails, ugsplm or eds, still good? Need to send you something to post in here...
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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:59 am

hedge wrote:eCat, are either of your emails, ugsplm or eds, still good? Need to send you something to post in here...
no, use Riley_mon@yahoo.com
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:18 am

Check it...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:05 am

Just got this from Logan...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:11 am

Damn, he looks like one of them in that photo. And what's up with Negros First? I wouldn't think Logan would be too down with that. He's always been a little racist after his 2 bids in prison.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:38 am

They probably made him sit on the floor so he's look the same size as the rest of them...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:40 am

In 20 years that place is going to be overrun with Americans
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:48 am

Logan says it's already started, keeps telling me to get over there while you can still get a teenage hooker for $15...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:48 am

Of course I mean 18 or 19 year old teenage hooker....
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