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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:51 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:39 am

Amelia Rayno of the Star Tribune is citing sources who are indicating that Alabama is reaching out to Richard Pitino to fill their vacancy after firing Anthony Grant. You may recall that Alabama was rather interested in Tubby Smith six years ago before hiring Grant, this has no bearing on today's discussion other than it is an interesting coincidence.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:57 am

if that comes true, I'm going to be mad at Bama...I can't imagine how a real Bama fan would feel.

not because I have any particular dislike for Pitino but that is a horrible, horrible, last resort coaching hire for them/

Grant is /was/will be better than Pitino for the next 4 years.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:10 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:01 am

Why would you be mad at Bama for hiring someone you think would be a terrible coach? Shouldn't you applaud the mistakes, perceived or actual, of your rival schools?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:01 am

After all, I applaud Cameron Crazy.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:02 am

I hope they hire Pitino, somebody in this fucking league has to hire an unproven coach that might be worse than our asshole for god's sake.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Saint wrote:Why would you be mad at Bama for hiring someone you think would be a terrible coach? Shouldn't you applaud the mistakes, perceived or actual, of your rival schools?
because its just a bad move in general.

UK doesn't benefit from a weak SEC, regardless of an undefeated season
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:07 pm

I am really surprised that Texas seems to have run their coaching search without even testing the waters on Mark Few. I guess its either certain that he only wants to coach Ganzaga now or is he just old news and people have forgotten about trying to lure him away. He's the best coach that's not at a national power or making big money.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:12 pm

I don't think Pitino Jr. is that bad of a coach.

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Post by aTm » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:19 pm

He's got a slim track record so we don't really know.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:12 pm

aTm wrote:He's got a slim track record so we don't really know.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:01 pm

aTm wrote:He's got a slim track record so we don't really know.
Exactly

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:26 pm

I see Billy Gillispie found a new gig. Ranger College. Damn

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:34 pm

I get the feeling that there will be so little pressure or motivation to improve that he is going to just be a full time drunk there.

and that isn't me wishing ill on him - its just that is about the same as high school coach - the former coach of Kentucky now at a junior college at an age where he probably doesn't have time to start over.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:46 pm

He went to school there as well. Probably the last place he's still considered a legend

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:56 pm

What's a place like that pay? A 100k or some such?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:13 pm

I can't imagine much more than that - and he probably has to cook the hot dogs and drive the bus too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:23 pm

From Titus....

Mike Krzyzewski:
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:31 pm

Calipari as a UNCW alumni just doesn't add up

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