Ostensibly Hoops

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:19 pm

Heh

She now has the flu, and the first major engagement party being thrown for us is this Saturday. The bridal salon fucked up her dress. Her church forgot to tell us when we booked it there is a major event there on friday night that will prevent us from having a normal rehearsal, which we found out about the same day she tried on the fucked up dress last week, and now this. I begged her to elope, but, no, we had to have the grand social event wedding. Now, it is one crisis after another. I need to just go ahead and buy stock in the makers of glenlivet and coors beer. Fuck me.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:19 pm

hedge wrote:She is a lovely girl. Big-boned, but proportional. Certainly on the small side of DS's usual fare and most certainly far above DS's pay grade. He got himself a good one. How, I don't know, but he did. And let's not forget, DS is a large man himself. Very large. He needs somebody with a little meat on the bone...

Give her 15 years and 2 kids. She'll be at his favorite size. If she's still with him anyway or he doesn't die of a heart attack.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:24 pm

"Now, it is one crisis after another."

She might as well go ahead and start getting used to it...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:25 pm

It will be good training for a life with you...

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:32 pm

It's the unholy trinity: PMS, flu and wedding bullshit all at once. Fuck almighty. She is upset I have only called twice to check on her.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:39 pm

"It's the unholy trinity: PMS, flu and wedding bullshit all at once."

Having you as a husband pretty much negates anything else in terms of disasters...

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:54 pm

I miss DS.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:54 pm

RUN!!!

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:16 pm

DooKSucks wrote:It's the unholy trinity: PMS, flu and wedding bullshit all at once. Fuck almighty. She is upset I have only called twice to check on her.

Dude, welcome to the rest of your life. Just wait until she's pregnant and then a mom and then she'll cap it off with menopause. If I were you, I'd go back to the life of banging somewhat hot redneck redheads and not returning their calls. There's a lot of them out there.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:17 pm

I spent the afternoon at Loveland High School trying to get teams up to sign up for Relay for Life.

Holy Hell...if there were yoga pants back when I was in high school I would have walked around with a boner all day long.

I tried not to go total old creepy guy but I'll admit to staring at many young thing asses as they walked away.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:25 pm

Thankfully you weren't wearing yoga pants.

It's weird. My daughter is a senior and I sometimes catch myself saying DAMN, I wish I was 18 again. At least you have a son to live through.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:01 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I want Gregg Marshall. I wanted him when he was at Winthrop and we had Gottfried.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:06 pm

if the UK job happens to open up in 2 weeks, I do *not* want Greg Marshall or Bennett for that matter.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:12 pm

Yeah, I heard Cal was going to the NBA.

Who do you want?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:21 pm

Sean Miller.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:40 pm

I don't know who I want.

Greg D'Antonini?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:49 pm

Greg D'Antonini?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:50 pm

http://m.espn.go.com/ncb/story?storyId=12553957

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:31 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Greg D'Antonini?

Probably got his name wrong, but the Suns/Lakers coach.

Bottom line there isn't a coach I think can replace Calipari

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:48 pm

Mike D'Antoni.

Why? He's horrible.... A .500 win% and has missed the NBA playoffs more than he's been in it. Zero championships, not even a conference banner and has never coached in college.

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