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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:50 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:He was a dapper dresser, no doubt. But I wish he had found a waitress at Cracker Barrel to fuck instead of an employee at UA. We would have easily had another 10 years outta him.
The Cracker Barrel waitress would not have sat quiet for 22 years, though.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:24 pm

Sure she would have. As long as you carry her to Olive Garden once a week and give her a few bills every now and again.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:12 pm

You're probably right. Those weren't the ones who came out against Tiger Woods until all the other hookers and side chicks came out the Woodwork (excuse the pun).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:10 am

What's the deal with Bama basketball coaches fucking secretaries?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:48 am

They like pussy...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:49 am

I mean seriously, do you really think there's anything deeper to the deal than that?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:00 am

Maybe the secretaries at the daily rag aren't as fetching?

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:08 am

AlabamAlum wrote:He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
Advice given to me by an older attorney: Don't fuck your secretary, but if you start fucking your secrets, don't stop, because you won't find shit around the office when that happens.

Never have done anything with the office staff. Thankfully, my assistant is older and ugly as hell, as are the rest of the women here. The receptionist is around 350 on the hoof and 5'0". Her fucking fupa hangs halfway to her knee. (Insert joke here). However, there was a nice red headed gal from Snow Hill who works in the tax office, and she would come fuck me in the office after hours with the occasional lunch time blow job. She thought she had found her a sugar daddy and a daddy for her two kids until I stopped talking to her once she professed her love. I then dropped that redneck skank like a hot potato. I was even caught fucking her in the office, but the managing partner was not upset, much to my surprise. He thought it was hilarious.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:39 am

I saw that on The Practice too.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:48 am

Saint wrote:What's the deal with Bama basketball coaches fucking secretaries?
As far as I know, he is the only basketball coach who fucked his secretary. There was a rumor that Gottfried did a student. Mike Dubose, football coach, did his secretary, if that's who you're thinking of.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:51 am

AlabamAlum wrote:
Saint wrote:What's the deal with Bama basketball coaches fucking secretaries?
As far as I know, he is the only basketball coach who fucked his secretary. There was a rumor that Gottfried did a student. Mike Dubose, football coach, did his secretary, Nick Saban did his offensive line coach if that's who you're thinking of.
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:11 am

DooKSucks wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
Advice given to me by an older attorney: Don't fuck your secretary, but if you start fucking your secrets, don't stop, because you won't find shit around the office when that happens.

Never have done anything with the office staff. Thankfully, my assistant is older and ugly as hell, as are the rest of the women here. The receptionist is around 350 on the hoof and 5'0". Her fucking fupa hangs halfway to her knee. (Insert joke here). However, there was a nice red headed gal from Snow Hill who works in the tax office, and she would come fuck me in the office after hours with the occasional lunch time blow job. She thought she had found her a sugar daddy and a daddy for her two kids until I stopped talking to her once she professed her love. I then dropped that redneck skank like a hot potato. I was even caught fucking her in the office, but the managing partner was not upset, much to my surprise. He thought it was hilarious.
I assume there is no chance your fiance' knows about this place
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:13 am

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AlabamAlum wrote:He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
Advice given to me by an older attorney: Don't fuck your secretary, but if you start fucking your secrets, don't stop, because you won't find shit around the office when that happens.

Never have done anything with the office staff. Thankfully, my assistant is older and ugly as hell, as are the rest of the women here. The receptionist is around 350 on the hoof and 5'0". Her fucking fupa hangs halfway to her knee. (Insert joke here). However, there was a nice red headed gal from Snow Hill who works in the tax office, and she would come fuck me in the office after hours with the occasional lunch time blow job. She thought she had found her a sugar daddy and a daddy for her two kids until I stopped talking to her once she professed her love. I then dropped that redneck skank like a hot potato. I was even caught fucking her in the office, but the managing partner was not upset, much to my surprise. He thought it was hilarious.
I assume there is no chance your fiance' knows about this place
Hmmm.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:18 am

No. She does not, but the redhead was pre-Fiancé. Thanks to my dumbass drunken friends, she found out about the redhead when's buddy said "isn't that the girl you used to bang" as she walked past us at a bar. Fiance's fourth generation debutante social sensibilities were appalled, mostly by the fact that the girl is a wee bit redneck.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:21 am

So, is the fiancé fat or not, DS? Have you ever posted a pic? Trust me, it's protocol.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:25 am

Hedge has met her while I was trying to corner his MILF...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:35 am

Okay. Post a pic, DS. Preferably, one where she is in a state of undress.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:20 am

She is a lovely girl. Big-boned, but proportional. Certainly on the small side of DS's usual fare and most certainly far above DS's pay grade. He got himself a good one. How, I don't know, but he did. And let's not forget, DS is a large man himself. Very large. He needs somebody with a little meat on the bone...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:47 am

That was the kindest post I've ever seen hedge make.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:15 pm

I tempered it with backhanded sass directed at DS. Even I have my limits...
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