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The Cracker Barrel waitress would not have sat quiet for 22 years, though.AlabamAlum wrote:He was a dapper dresser, no doubt. But I wish he had found a waitress at Cracker Barrel to fuck instead of an employee at UA. We would have easily had another 10 years outta him.
Advice given to me by an older attorney: Don't fuck your secretary, but if you start fucking your secrets, don't stop, because you won't find shit around the office when that happens.AlabamAlum wrote:He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
As far as I know, he is the only basketball coach who fucked his secretary. There was a rumor that Gottfried did a student. Mike Dubose, football coach, did his secretary, if that's who you're thinking of.Saint wrote:What's the deal with Bama basketball coaches fucking secretaries?
FYPAlabamAlum wrote:As far as I know, he is the only basketball coach who fucked his secretary. There was a rumor that Gottfried did a student. Mike Dubose, football coach, did his secretary, Nick Saban did his offensive line coach if that's who you're thinking of.Saint wrote:What's the deal with Bama basketball coaches fucking secretaries?
I assume there is no chance your fiance' knows about this placeDooKSucks wrote:Advice given to me by an older attorney: Don't fuck your secretary, but if you start fucking your secrets, don't stop, because you won't find shit around the office when that happens.AlabamAlum wrote:He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
Never have done anything with the office staff. Thankfully, my assistant is older and ugly as hell, as are the rest of the women here. The receptionist is around 350 on the hoof and 5'0". Her fucking fupa hangs halfway to her knee. (Insert joke here). However, there was a nice red headed gal from Snow Hill who works in the tax office, and she would come fuck me in the office after hours with the occasional lunch time blow job. She thought she had found her a sugar daddy and a daddy for her two kids until I stopped talking to her once she professed her love. I then dropped that redneck skank like a hot potato. I was even caught fucking her in the office, but the managing partner was not upset, much to my surprise. He thought it was hilarious.
Hmmm.eCat wrote:I assume there is no chance your fiance' knows about this placeDooKSucks wrote:Advice given to me by an older attorney: Don't fuck your secretary, but if you start fucking your secrets, don't stop, because you won't find shit around the office when that happens.AlabamAlum wrote:He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
Never have done anything with the office staff. Thankfully, my assistant is older and ugly as hell, as are the rest of the women here. The receptionist is around 350 on the hoof and 5'0". Her fucking fupa hangs halfway to her knee. (Insert joke here). However, there was a nice red headed gal from Snow Hill who works in the tax office, and she would come fuck me in the office after hours with the occasional lunch time blow job. She thought she had found her a sugar daddy and a daddy for her two kids until I stopped talking to her once she professed her love. I then dropped that redneck skank like a hot potato. I was even caught fucking her in the office, but the managing partner was not upset, much to my surprise. He thought it was hilarious.
