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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:31 pm

Go to full screen and watch the guy in the stands starting at the 40 second mark...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:37 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:42 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:58 pm

I need more help on what I'm supposed to be looking for
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:32 pm

It's not that great, the goggle-eyed guy in the background on about the second row, you only see him for a few seconds starting at the 40 second mark...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:34 pm

It's really at the 43 second mark, you almost have to not be looking for it, he's almost like Jack Nicholson or else retarded. It's just a quick glimpse....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:08 pm

Fantastic trolling job by ESPN tonight. Michael White is a coach that A&M fans would love to have, but we know we're stuck with Kennedy for some fucking reason and for 6 solid possessions at the end of the game while La Tech was blowing us out of our own gym while Billy Kennedy sat his ass on the bench, they ran with a PIP "Michael White cam" while he was actually coaching his team and extolled a few solid minutes of "how great is Michael White!"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:09 am

that is one t hing I noticed about Kennedy - the guy doesn't get excited about much of anything while he is coaching
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 7:09 am

That's called AnthonyGrantitis. Bama could get raped by a call in a critical point of the game where the players needed direction and Grant would be at the end of the bench working on a sudoku.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:47 am

In fairness to Kennedy and Grant, it's hard to get too excited coaching A&M or Bama hoops...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:05 am

Tell that to Wimp Sanderson. He won games at Bama on fire alone. (Well, fire,...and Robert Horry, Latrell Sprewell, Derrick McKey, David Benoit, James Robinson, Keith Askins, Michael Ansley, Ennis Whatley and a few others).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:39 am

He didn't coach Dice?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:59 am

UNC, which is a prohibitive longshot to begin with, has by far the most difficult path to the title at this point. Yahoo sports reseeded the remaining teams, and our next four games would be (if the seedings hold) against the top 4 teams left in the tourny (Whiskey, Zona, UK and Dook). This could be our greatest tourny triumph ever. Of course, we'll probably lose to Wisconsin by 20 on Thursday...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:14 am

Bklyn wrote:He didn't coach Dice?

He recruited him, but was fired before coaching him.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:35 am

Perhaps Anthony Grant and Josh Pastner should get jobs on the same coaching staff...

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:35 am

Wimp coached at Bama 12 years. Made the postseason 11 times (10 NCAAs and 1 NIT). Six sweet 16s. Won the SEC tourney 5 times and 20+ wins 9 of the 12 years.

Just a great coach.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:36 am

Dave23 wrote:Perhaps Anthony Grant and Josh Pastner should get jobs on the same coaching staff...

All Sudoku puzzles could be worked in the nicest possible way.

Hahaha. True.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:12 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Wimp coached at Bama 12 years. Made the postseason 11 times (10 NCAAs and 1 NIT). Six sweet 16s. Won the SEC tourney 5 times and 20+ wins 9 of the 12 years.

Just a great coach.

not so great with secretaries
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:23 am

Why did ya'll run him offt?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:41 am

He had a longtime affair with his secretary. She said he punched her in the eye. He said she was in a rage and he threw his arm up to block her attack and inadvertently made contact. It was all just stupid. Don't peter the payroll.
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