Uncle Bud

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:24 pm

Jimmy hasn't posted here in years.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:46 am

eCat wrote:I used to work for a paper mill back in the 90's.

The head honcho there would talk about the demise of newspapers and say that there will always be newspapers and magazines because you can't take a computer with you when you take a shit

I thought about him as I just spent 20 minutes taking a dump, looking at reddit on my smart phone.

btw, he lost his job in 2001 and opened up a quizno's in Sharonville.

I guess he went at the whole taking a shit from a different angle.

Remind me to never borrow your phone...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:54 am

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:55 am

Uh, don't ever use anybody else's phone.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:38 pm

Shut up

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:14 am

aTm wrote:Uh, don't ever use anybody else's phone.

Probably not a good idea to shake anyone's hand either.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:30 am

[img2]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z8eKxVCFoUk/maxresdefault.jpg[/img2]

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:54 am

that's funny but I have no idea how your mind brought to that scene

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:33 am

Stu is skert to touch anybody, he might as well be a Matrix-like pod person, schtewing (or rather, Stu-ing) in his own solipsistic juices...

crotch · Post by **crotch** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:23 pm

http://www.swifty.com/lifestyle/8585/th ... at#slide/0

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:14 am

Maryland's worst quality is fewest inmates over 50? Surely there is something worse about Maryland than that. In fact, that could be viewed as a positive. The thugs in Baltimore need to get busy...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:15 am

I actually surprised that Kentucky's (while bad) wasn't worse

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:31 am

North Carolina was spot on. It even shows in here.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:35 am

There were two other states that had lowest high school graduates and lowest college graduates. You'd think that even a bad education would be better than no education...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:02 pm

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eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:52 pm

you come home from work to find your dog chewing on your daughters high dollar mouthpiece that was specially designed for her braces to play lacrosse and you realize he dragged it out of her case from her lacrosse bag

do you

1. tell her knowing she'll never use it again, demand that you buy another one when she has a game in 1 hour
2. wash it off in the sink , put it back in her case and pretend it never happened.

you know which one I did.

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:39 pm

I really don't think anyone here would take option #1 in that scenario...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 5:08 pm

I was thinking the dog bent it out of shape or something at first, but no way would I do anything but 2 if it was still fine.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:44 pm

It would not be a sink wash off, though. Isopropyl and then drop it in water slightly below 212* F.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:37 pm

5 second rule

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