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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:54 pm

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aTm wrote:Are you saying that Harrelson's dick weighs 20 lbs?

Henson thought so after taking it up his ass in that final four game
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:38 am

AlabamAlum wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Ohh, a black head coach does well, so he must be cheating? Is that what you're saying, cracka? Well, do me a favor, put on you Klan robe and go burn a cross in somebody else's yard, you pathetic inbred racist.
this quote is just dripping with irony.
Irony? How so, Alannis?
My apologies kinds sir. I had forgotten how Alabama has been the model state for tolerance, sensitivity, and cultural diversity for hundreds of years. I mean they have the best Mexican food in the world and that white sauce...to die for.

Please excuse my blatant ignorance of the facts as I plead to your Irish ancestry for forgiveness.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:40 am

You done it now.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:31 am

BigRedMan wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:Ohh, a black head coach does well, so he must be cheating? Is that what you're saying, cracka? Well, do me a favor, put on you Klan robe and go burn a cross in somebody else's yard, you pathetic inbred racist.

this quote is just dripping with irony.

Irony? How so, Alannis?
My apologies kinds sir. I had forgotten how Alabama has been the model state for tolerance, sensitivity, and cultural diversity for hundreds of years. I mean they have the best Mexican food in the world and that white sauce...to die for.

Please excuse my blatant ignorance of the facts as I plead to your Irish ancestry for forgiveness.

Blatant ignorance is correct:



1. While Alabama has had its share of racists and bigots throughout history, that does not mean that I condoned, approved of, supported, or am responsible -in any way- for what those people have done.

2. Even though racism, murder, jaywalking (etc) have occurred in my general geographic area, it does not preclude me from speaking out when I see racism, murder, or jaywalking. There is no "Sorry, your honor, you can't charge me with killing in Ohio because Jeffrey Dahmer went to Ohio State!" Likewise, you are not responsible for the rather notorious Indiana KKK; and Cletus is NOT responsible for the actions of John Wayne Gacy (etc, etc, etc), You do understand that, don't you? Put down your mayonnaise sandwich and stomp your hoof twice if you're starting to understand.

3. However, IF I had said something along the lines of, "He is a racist because he comes from a racist state like Indiana," you would possibly have a sincere chance to look up from your gay anime porn graphic novella, wipe the Cheez Wiz from your bloated, pock-marked face and belch, "IRONY!" but even then, the more appropriate word choice would be, "hypocrite!"

4. Being a mush-minded, mouth-breathing idiot is no way to go through life, Big Red Bird Man.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:07 am

God damn son, lighten up.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:13 am

We've spent a little too much time on Alabama hoops and related conversation for my taste.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:23 am

I'm surprised he glossed over the Irish thing.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:25 am

Jungle Rat wrote:I'm surprised he glossed over the Irish thing.
AA isn't Irish, he's Scottish. A niggardly, dress wearing, sheep fucking, proud Scott.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:27 am

A niggardly
What!? You racist asshole.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dora » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:58 am

aTm wrote:
A niggardly
What!? You racist asshole.
That made me LOL! :lol:
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:08 pm

BigRedMan wrote:God damn son, lighten up.

That was me lightening up. All in good fun, Big Red Man Bird.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:11 pm

aTm wrote:We've spent a little too much time on Alabama hoops and related conversation for my taste.

Anthony Grant is the Truth. Now that the last vestiges of Gottfired's class (sorry, Augie) are gone, we're about to enter the new era of college basketball!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:24 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:God damn son, lighten up.

That was me lightening up. All in good fun, Big Red Man Bird.
You sir are crossing the line trying to mash my name up with that cat loving freak.

Cease with the bullshittery right this instance or I shall put a pox on your Irish legacy.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:59 pm

Dear BRBM,

No.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:09 pm

Just like an Irishman not to listen to reason.

Typical.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:25 pm

Carolina's 5 starters are going comprise the entire first team ACC selections this year. Quite possible that we will have 4 All Americans on the team (maybe not first team AA, but somewhere on the list). UK will lose at least 8 games this year...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:01 pm

My favorite was this:

Et Tu Oak?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:12 pm

Maybe Oakley borrowed that from Jordan...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:20 pm

that pic makes me think of oreo's

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