Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
Jimmy hasn't posted here in years.
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Re: Uncle Bud
eCat wrote:I used to work for a paper mill back in the 90's.
The head honcho there would talk about the demise of newspapers and say that there will always be newspapers and magazines because you can't take a computer with you when you take a shit
I thought about him as I just spent 20 minutes taking a dump, looking at reddit on my smart phone.
btw, he lost his job in 2001 and opened up a quizno's in Sharonville.
I guess he went at the whole taking a shit from a different angle.
Remind me to never borrow your phone...
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Re: Uncle Bud
heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Uh, don't ever use anybody else's phone.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Shut up
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Re: Uncle Bud
Probably not a good idea to shake anyone's hand either.aTm wrote:Uh, don't ever use anybody else's phone.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
that's funny but I have no idea how your mind brought to that scene
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Stu is skert to touch anybody, he might as well be a Matrix-like pod person, schtewing (or rather, Stu-ing) in his own solipsistic juices...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Maryland's worst quality is fewest inmates over 50? Surely there is something worse about Maryland than that. In fact, that could be viewed as a positive. The thugs in Baltimore need to get busy...
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I actually surprised that Kentucky's (while bad) wasn't worse
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
North Carolina was spot on. It even shows in here.
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There were two other states that had lowest high school graduates and lowest college graduates. You'd think that even a bad education would be better than no education...
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Re: Uncle Bud
you come home from work to find your dog chewing on your daughters high dollar mouthpiece that was specially designed for her braces to play lacrosse and you realize he dragged it out of her case from her lacrosse bag
do you
1. tell her knowing she'll never use it again, demand that you buy another one when she has a game in 1 hour
2. wash it off in the sink , put it back in her case and pretend it never happened.
you know which one I did.
do you
1. tell her knowing she'll never use it again, demand that you buy another one when she has a game in 1 hour
2. wash it off in the sink , put it back in her case and pretend it never happened.
you know which one I did.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I really don't think anyone here would take option #1 in that scenario...
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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I was thinking the dog bent it out of shape or something at first, but no way would I do anything but 2 if it was still fine.
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Re: Uncle Bud
It would not be a sink wash off, though. Isopropyl and then drop it in water slightly below 212* F.
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Re: Uncle Bud
5 second rule